The world was shocked to the core today when Jermey Clarkson took a vow of silence, thus failing to verbally attack anyone with his pointless idiotic rants. Recent targets include Indians, public sector workers, cockle pickers and The Isle of Shep...
Seven cocklers were rescued from Morecambe Bay yesterday after they got into difficulties due to their boat bought from eBay earlier in the week being completely unsuitable. "Ah, yeah, well, yeah," said local fisherman Neal Lamprey. "I was walkin...
As the Olympics forge ahead....well the Chinese did after all forge their opening fireworks....with great medal winnings by the host country China, the authorities there have admitted there is one sport they wont be competing in for London 2012. T...
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