London - (Sorry Ass Mess): Carphone Whorehouse co-founder David Ross was booted out of office today after being outed in the pawning of £130 million of company shares against personal buy-toilet property debts. Two years ago Ross, 69, set up a mas...
London - (Ass Mess): Former Celebrity Big Brother sponsor Carphone Whorehouse has complained that since its disastrous association with the racism reality TV show only pimps, brothel owners and abusive slags have bought its products.
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