PADUCAH, Kentucky - Atticus Grumpletoy, 71, owner of The Hoot & Holler Cattle Ranch located on the Kentucky-Illinois border recently stated that he has been feeding his 2,000 head of cattle candy corn since the first week in August. Grumpletoy...
Washington, D.C. -- The federal government released the results of an eight-month study into the digestibility of candy corn today.
New studies show that the red, orange, and white parts of a candy corn all taste the same, despite popular belief. It is a common practice to bite each color individually in hopes of experiencing each flavor by itself.
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