Washington AC/DC - He's already turned down a date night with Michelle Obama and/or Tom Cruise in a complex plea-bargain arrangement to get his rocks off before naming names and other vital stuff. Now lawyers acting for Guantanamo inmate Khalid S...
St Bart's, Caribbean - "She doesn't need fashion advice from someone named after one of Santa's bloody reindeer!" is how singer Adele's PR put it today following remarks by Russian mobster Roman Abramovich's current live-in squeeze Dasha Zhukova.
Los Angeles - Seen house hunting in Beverly Hills this weekend with her charity entrepreneur partner Simon Konecki Oscar winning songbird Adele Adkins was said to be over the moon at her Royal Birthday Honors gong, the MBE. So buoyant was her mood...
Los Angeles - A total ban on all wide-angle lens shots is one option under consideration as Academy Awards judges ponder the merit of booking Adele to sing at Sunday night's ceremony. The Brit entertainer is due to perform the Skyfall theme nomina...
London - (Large Ass Mess): A new Amy Winehouse she ain't. For a start Winehouse could fit three times over into Adele Adkins' since 20+ comfort-stretch jeans. In fact her entire body could squeeze into just one leg of Adkins' Country...
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