"Hello, my furry wumpkin friend," said Boris. "Shall we go a-rowing down yonder river? With Mole and Squirrel and that Slut. Tally-ho, splendid! "I'm to be made top chief at Boris Hall, have you heard? They're going to crown me with gold. To be ho...
Dr Dolittle talks to Toad Of Toad Hall about the amazing ability he has to predict the future. The Doctor met Toad of Toad Hall in Toad Hall where else, and asked him about his claims about predicting the future. "I can predict the Wind in the Willows, when we are going to get strong winds, rain, snow, but most important of all me and my fellow toads can predict when earthquakes are going to ha...
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