MONTPELIER, Vermont – (Spoof News) - The tiny New England state of Vermont was rocked by an earthquake that measured 4.9 on the Richter scale. Reports from state agencies say that no one was injured, but there is one hell of a mess all over the p…
Buster Hardin of New Madrid Tennessee has been disqualified in a local County Fair Three-Legged Sack Race after he runs it by himself. "That's not fair. You call this a County Fair and this is not fair because I won. The rules don't say nothing ab...
"Booger" (also "boogie") is the polite name for snot, a free, delicious, nutritious emergency ration produced, without fanfare, by the nasal mucosa in such abundance that individuals swallow approximately 3.48 gallons per day without realizing it. Boogers are made up of mucin, water, cells, and inorganic salts. Depending upon the size of the serving, a single helping may contain from 10 to 40 c...
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