AUSTIN, TX - As the race for governor in the great state of Texas inches closer to a climax on November 4, Wendy Davis claims frontrunner Greg Abbott is waging a war on dildos. Davis thrust the subject into the pubic, er, public spotlight this we...
Austin, Texas: Following on her claim to be "more focused on the detail," Wendy Davis disclosed more information today about her amazing life story. Below are some of the previously unknown details, listed in no particular order of importance. She dated Elvis, O. J. Simpson, George Clooney, and JFK, Jr. at the same time. She was a stealth member of Seal Team Six on the Bin Laden kill missi...
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