Dirk Diver took another swig from the martini glass in his hand, a swig that was casual and languorous, yet somehow masculine and controlled, much like the prose in this book. As the drink poured down his throat he took another look at the female figure stretched out on the bed before him. Then he glanced out the window at the gleaming jeep which carried her along on her outdoor expeditions. It wa...
Clyde Cludwell is one of America's most popular authors. He claims to have over 300 million fans, though this has sometimes been pointed out as a slight exaggeration. (Publishers Weekly notes the actual number at more like 50,000.) Cludwell began in the seventies with the swift success of Sink the Titanic!, The Wacky Afghanistan Affair, Sink the Titanic Again, and Another Goddamn Book About the Ti...
Hayden Panettierre, the young cheerleader from the cast of Heroes, turns eighteen years old this week. For her official entry into the world of Hollywood sleaze, other media personalities are throwing her a "skanking out" party. Each of several fam...
The Utah State legislature voted unanimously to outlaw the "skank" uniform in all public schools and in public places. Effective September First, it will be punishable by a fine (escalating amounts for repeat offenders) to wear certain ite...
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