Yucatan - (Toxic Money Laundering Ass Mess): Mexico's naval drug patrols have busted twenty evil loan sharks after finding a tonne of cocaine hidden inside their bodily crevices. "Something smelled very fishy," Mexican Navy Commander Eduardo Villa...
London - (Magnum Ass Mess): Conspiracy theory nutter Wayne Madsen is as smug as a bugger in a rugger scrum today despite his March 19 arrest by Federal agents on perversion of justice charges in the continuing saga of Mexican drug cartel innocent Sir...
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