CALCUTTA, INDIA (ABSNN) - In an unexpected and wholly surprising move to the life of a religious nun, Kim Kardashian and Mother Teresa's Missionaries of Charity announced jointly today that Ms. Kardashian will become a Novice in the Order as of April...
(Northwest Pennsyltucky) - Maintaining that her son is "hilarious" and that anyone who does not like him is "just not worth the time of day anyway", the mother of a writer for TheSpoof.com continues to give all of his stories an improbable five thumb...
Calcutta - (Last Daze of the Raj): "And if that wasn't bad enough Papa Ratzi's also father of BNP tosser Nick Griffin and FLDS perv Warren Jeffs!" The admission hasn't exactly shocked Mossad, who sponsored the marque #2 Hitler's Pope since his ear...
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