In honor of today, Friday the 13th (this might be up on the Spoof by summer, but it'll work for any 13th Friday) ... Ladies and gentlemen, the Maestro ... Run for your life Jason’s got a knife He’s coming for you ‘Cuz he saw you screw You…
Halloween and Vine, La La Land, California---Michael Myers is proud to announce that he intends to celebrate Halloween in grand guignol style, big bold, brassy, bossy, bitchy and witchy at the old, haunted mansion way down at the end of Elm Street.
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