Senator James Sensenbrenner, a long-time senator from Wisconsin and an outspoken denier of global warming, was eaten by a polar bear on Wednesday morning when he went out to pick up his morning newspaper. The polar bear, named Syler, was sitting a...
Washington--Republican James Sensenbrenner made his money the old fashion way, he crafted laws that lowered his taxes on the money he invested. "I had to craft legislation to lower my taxes, because how else was I going to make any money in Congr...
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