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Sussex man robbed of Atlantic crossing record as ketchup bottle drifts back to the start

After five grueling months drifting at the mercy of Atlantic currents in an ex-display Heinz ketchup bottle, a retired accountant from Sussex has finally floated back into the same harbour he set out from. Malcolm Selvedge, 73, claims to have been...

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Pittsburgh Says That They'll Gladly Take The Milwaukee Bucks

PITTSBURGH - The big Pennsylvania city is home to steel mills, the Heinz Ketchup empire, the Pirates, the Steelers, and the Penguins. And now the Pittsburgh City Council has let the Milwaukee Bucks organization know that they would be proud to hav...

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