Bloomington, IL - A Bloomington man was found dead yesterday, apparently the victim of a fatal self-inflicted paper cut. Lowell D. Ductible, a senior accountant with Smith & Wesson, was found in the family room of his home by his live-in lands...
Flo, the permanently perky face of Progressive Insurance, has been named new Secretary of Health and Human Services replacing outgoing HHS czar Kathleen Sebelius. President Obama made the announcement last night. The decision was a tough one and P...
The GEICO gecko is marrying Flo, the homely-yet-somehow-cute black-haired woman who seems to be Progressive Insurance's sole representative these days. The Aflac duck will serve as best man and Esurance's Erin will serve as Flo's maid of honor. A...
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