And Quoth The Raven "Gimmee S'Mores." (with apologies to Edgar Allen Poe for this blatant ripoff of his famous poem) Once upon a day bright and cheery, while I hiked a trail loved dearly Gazing o'er cliff and valley, sagebrush green and rose hued stone- As I walked a steady tread came a shadow overhead Whirled and wheeled ahead this strange shape unknown That struck within me a forbiddin...
Knoxville, Tennessee. An agent for the notoriously reclusive writer has claimed that Cormac McCarthy was "genuinely delighted and thrilled" at plans by State Officials to open a theme park in honor of his novels later this year. The venue will in...
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