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New Year's wedding bells as Vladimir Putin set to marry his long term trollop Alina Kabaeva

Moscow, Russia - The nuptial ceremony has been booked for 1st January 2014 at Moscow's St Basil Fawlty Cathedral in an all-bells-and-whistles ceremony sponsored by top Russian state fracker GazProm. Thirty year-old former Olympic rhythmic gymnast...

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Divorced Vlad The Impaler Putin 'has a rhythmic gymnast gentleman friend'

Bloodyvostock - "Think the Incredible Hulk in Alina Kabaeva's body," is how one Kremlin insider put it this morning, "a male rhythmic gymnast so supple and contortable it's a wonder all that spangly lycra never bursts during, er, workouts." The an...

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Putin in secret conjugal visit to trollop

Turginovo, Russia - (Festive Ass Mess): Flanked at a traditional Russian Orthodox midnight mass in Turginovo by the usual entourage of wholesome-looking, corpulent ex-shot put champion babushkas Vladimir Putin looked humble and Pius (sic) XII. Spo...

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Arsenal defender Senderos 'gobsmacked' by paternity slur as ex-Putin shag Alina Kabaeva gives birth to baby boy

Moscow - (ReUterus & Bolshevik Ass Mess): Arsenal defender Philippe Senderos is hopping mad. The AC Milan-loaned footballer is the subject of a Moscow newspaper's paternity slur claiming he successfully impregnanted Vladimir Putin's 'special...

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