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Funny story: Dead Soldiers Proved to Have Been Turning in Their Graves?

Dead Soldiers Proved to Have Been Turning in Their Graves?

A recent preliminary research report has been published by a Consortium of European Academic Institutes which claims to prove that the remains of a random selection of corpses at military cemeteries across Europe have literally been found to have ”turned in their graves”. This astonishing claim is purported to result from recorded information about recent military and political events being relaye...

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Funny story: Pooh to mature: adapt to modern, evil, world

Pooh to mature: adapt to modern, evil, world

After so many years of living with his Hundred Acre Woods buddies, Pooh has decided to take a vacation in Europe. His 2 week trip is following the horrible experience with the long eared, horned, huffalump. He is taking a trip to Europe because he is...

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Funny story: King Tut's Underwear to Tour US

King Tut's Underwear to Tour US

The underwear once worn by the ancient Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun is the centerpiece of a new touring exhibition entitled "Tutankhamun and the Golden Ass of the Pharaohs." After a successful run in Europe, where it was entitled "Tutankhamun: the Go...

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Funny story: Cyclist Goes for Record 10th Straight Loss at Tour de France

Cyclist Goes for Record 10th Straight Loss at Tour de France

PARIS, FRANCE -- All eyes in the cycling world turn to Europe for the sport's biggest event, The Tour de France. Lance Armstrong is the overwhelming favorite to win his seventh French race. But another American has his sites set on a record of...

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Funny story: "Old" Europe dares Bush to visit

"Old" Europe dares Bush to visit

Brusells (Spoof International News Syndicate)-President Bush arrived in Brussels today amidst a chorus of boos, raspberries, catcalls and rolling eyes. No European leaders had gathered to greet him though; it was simply baggage handlers unloading ba...

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Funny story: Airbus SuperJumbo Jet: Osama's frequent flier special !

Airbus SuperJumbo Jet: Osama's frequent flier special !

Europe's new A380 SuperJumbo jet airliner is already causing much concern in large and small airports around the world. The new plane with a wingspan of 262 feet and capable of carrying over 550 passengers is said to have room for such amenities as s...

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Funny story: Blair, Bush and Radcliffe listed in new dictionary

Blair, Bush and Radcliffe listed in new dictionary

While you might expect the names Bush, Blair and Radcliffe to appear together in a ‘who's who' of 20th century greats, the names have cropped up together somewhere else - Europe's best-selling contemporary English dictionary.

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Funny story: U.S.A. to Become Independent Continent, 70,000 Large Saws Ordered

U.S.A. to Become Independent Continent, 70,000 Large Saws Ordered

President Bush last night announced new plans for counteracting the threat of possible terrorist attacks. In a bold, but largely accepted move, the President will be recalling 70,000 U.S. soldiers back from posts in Europe and parts of Africa. Troops...

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Funny story: Italian Pasta Ban Hits Europe!

Italian Pasta Ban Hits Europe!

A bitter row in Brussels over crop subsidies has seen Italy slap an immediate ban on pasta exports to its EU partners.

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Funny story: Stelios Launces EasyLoo

Stelios Launces EasyLoo

Easyjet founder Stelios Haji-Ioannou hopes to offer discount toilet services across Europe.

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Funny story: Bear Pisses Off Janitor

Bear Pisses Off Janitor

LATVIA, EUROPE --- A massive blow to human morale is what the new EU President Jose Durao Barroso said after it was announced that bear shit was found outside the designated lines for woodlands in Europe. A startled janitor observed the bear reli...

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Funny story: EU voting turnout disturbing

EU voting turnout disturbing

EUROPE -- Voters in the European Union (EU) have sent disturbing messages of apathy, mistrust and...

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Funny story: Oil prices cause riots at stock exchanges

Oil prices cause riots at stock exchanges

NEW YORK CITY -- Oil prices jumped to record prices the other day and traders in Europe and the United States went berserk. Experts say the surge in prices made traders violent, punching and slapping one another and stomping on the floor of the excha...

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Funny story: BNP stand as Anti-Europe party in European elections

BNP stand as Anti-Europe party in European elections

In a confounding move, British National Party leader, Nick Griffin, has announced his party's intention to continue their anti-European stance by standing in the upcoming European Elections.

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Funny story: New God Arises In The North

New God Arises In The North

(Helsinki) According to reports emerging from the frozen north of Europe, a new god has arisen, calling for all to worship him.

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Funny story: Europe to Eurabia: Transgender Belly Dancing Still OK

Europe to Eurabia: Transgender Belly Dancing Still OK

Top Scots historian Niall Ferguson has predicted that Islamic immigration will transform an aging Europe into Eurabia inside 50 years.

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Funny story: Europe is GM-free at last

Europe is GM-free at last

Brussels, 1 April 2004 - It's official, folks. GM has finally pulled out of Europe after years of controversy over its products. The final straw for the giant global corporation was reached with the fate of its flagship GM Trabby car. Following y...

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