Boston - (Impressionist Mess): Fugitive Boston gang leader James 'Whitey' Bulger's involvement in a daring 1990 art robbery has been branded a whitewash following the discovery of a 100 gallon drum of distemper concealed in the art gallery's laundry.
Laslo Long, who owns a number of warehouses in Miami, insured a dockside warehouse as a Valuable Art Bonded Storage Facility. The warehouse inventory listed rarely seen museum collection pieces of art by: Matisse, Andy Warhol, Alexander Calder...
The Irish Flying Squad, so named since they're usually drinking on duty, crushed a bizarre plot in Waterford, arresting more than 7 non working immigrants who had planned to abduct a local artist for 'blasphemy' against Cult Leader Bob Ross known for...
A roving band of the bearded Northern wanderers managed to slip through the NSMCS (North Sea Missile Command Shield)and sail unmolested up England's main river channel to molest the country's main modern art gallery yesterday. Slipping under the n...
London - (Post-Impressionist Mess): Britain's national treasure and renowned living artist Lucian Fraud (sic) has said gangland mobsters the Kray Twins hounded him for money. "Each time I went for a dump they thought I must be shitting gold bricks...
Art Historians with the New York Museum of Modern Art have discovered that the strange, almost alien looking paintings of the late Pablo Picasso were not any sort of impressionism or abstract or of any other style. They were, in fact, portraits of a...
Many people appreciate art. But some university administrators don't - In Canada there's a university in Hamilton, Ontario, near a place called Wonderland. (Yes, really!) A debate has begun there about the value of the subject known as the History of...
'And 'ere, ladies and a gentlemens, is the display of ancient Egyptian mummies, my mummy is zee one on zee left next to that huge McDonald's sign. Passing on to this stuffed bird we see that it hees a kerry katonae from Iceland, and next to it is what many scientistes believe is the missing link between humans and apes, homo rooney. And now - come on, come on, 'urry up, espece des cochons anglais!...
The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City was the scene of an unfortunate accident last week. An art student slipped and fell into the very valuable Picasso painting The Actor, causing damage to the canvas. "Everybody now thinks I'm a k...
Representatives of the International Association of University Presidents, the United Nations and the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) finally reached agreement today to move all Climate Science disciplines from the Science and Engine...
CHINO, Calif. -- It's difficult to trace the origins of tattoos and similar body art -- which Western societies often regard as a form of mutilation -- primarily because tattoos transcend culture and geography. Tattooing has been a practice since the...
Famous for his three dimensional chalk art on the streets of New York, as well as his dirty car window art in Boston central, Ernesto Evinstreme has embarked on a new artistic venture on the snow covered streets and walkways of Minneapolis. Prefer...
In a blow to the art community around the world, art historian William Winters has determined that most modern art hanging in galleries is improperly hung. 'Curators of modern art tend to hang painted works in a way which strikes them as most aest...
Struggling to bring local visitors and out-of-state tourism back to the downtown San Francisco area, city officials have enlisted the Lytoomi, Sellum and Hawking Advertising Agency to head up this year's Fisherman's Wharf Art Expo promotions. Anno...
Jenny Shimizu the previously used-up tomboy lesbian servant of Madonna is announcing to the world that she is now an official world renowned eccentric artist like Andy Warhol. Her first art exhibition is being displayed at "The Museum of Modern...
A British confectionery and beverage company has pulled the rug from under its competitor's feet by launching a new boiled sweet to commemorate the life of American lunatic artist and random paint thrower, Jackson Pollock. Pollock, born in Wyoming...
The art world has been shocked today as local artist and tenured art Professor Sir Fergus McCarthy announced he has uncovered a long lost masterpiece from TV Master Painter Bob Ross. McCarthy said he has been a life long devotee of Ross, who forge...
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