Atlanta -- The first ever Asperger Syndrome Convention began with the same promise as any other convention. There were booths with vendors catering to attendees, a full agenda with plenary sessions and breakouts on various topics.
ERIE MEDICAL CENTER - Hi! Me again. Well, I'm back in the hospital.
ERIE MEDICAL CENTER - Hi! It's me again!...
Erie Medical Center -- I want to tell everyone how I taught myself to fly an airplane without an instructor. A friend of mine has a pilot's license, and he took me for a one hour ride. Boy, that was fun! So after watching him all of that time, I th...
My father had to go to the hospital last night. He was having trouble breathing and the doctor said that his heart was not pumping enough blood. Dad is 71 years old and had a triple bypass about twelve years ago, so heart problems are not unexpected. The reason I write this, however, is to detail four different conversations with three different nurses within two hours that makes me q...
CHICAGO-A local woman who for years was looking for health care in all the wrong places turned to litigation to cure what ailed her and uncovered a massive medical fraud scheme.
HOLLYWOOD-The new movie "The Island" features two proletariat clones Lincoln Six Echo (played by Ewan McGregor) and his friend Jordan Two Delta (played by Scarlett Johanssen), who escape from their city-home, a sterile underground medical complex and...
Today's issue of The Journal of the Ameriman Medical Association contained the results of clinical trials conducted by the Harvid Medical School Department of Psychonasopharyngealology that evaluated the correlation between Hypernasopharyngeali...
Desperate to keep costs down and profits up, a new breed of specialty hospital that focuses on patients without medical needs is becoming more common across the country. So called "Health-Max" hospitals limit admissions to patients with no discernab...
A medical photograph taken with the latest Ham-corder™ technology reveals an imprint of President George W. Bush's face on former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani's prostate. The startling photo (right), stolen from the office of a board-certi...
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Following the Philadelphia Eagles loss to the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl, the Lord God the Father Almighty admitted that He had cleared Eagles wide receiver Terrell Owens to play in the game. "For sure I was busy last...
Gary Stokes, 44, and a crane operator for the Mainstreet Construction Company located in Sioux City,Iowa, recieved first and second degree burns while on the job building the new Peter Thoreen Berevement Center next to St. Lukes Regional Medical Cent...
Presque Isle, ME - If any more evidence of America's moral decay were needed, it came at 4:17 yesterday afternoon. In a delivery room at the Aroostook Medical Center, Dr. Joyce Hebert brought a healthy 7.7 lbs. baby boy into this world; but imagine...
Bethesda, MD - Earlier this month, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was given a clean bill of health by Dr. Jeremy North at the Bethesda Medical Center following a prostrate cancer scare. However, all is not well in Mr. Rumsfeld's nether regions...
Researchers in a small medical facility in Camden Maine announced today they have invented real legs and feet for wooden people.
BETHESDA - Relieved White House officials said today that Donald Rumsfeld's prostate cancer scare was only that--a scare. "He's clean as a whistle," said Dr. Jeremy North at the Bethesda Medical Center, where Rumsfeld was rushed la...
Los Angeles, CA - Word has come in early this morning that actor and all-around sparkle king Richard Simmons was in critical condition at the UCLA Medical Center after a horrible bejeweling accident.
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