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Funny story: Advertising Firm Pitches Charlie Sheen iPhone-4 Campaign in Japan

Advertising Firm Pitches Charlie Sheen iPhone-4 Campaign in Japan

Mega international advertising giant, Dewey, Sellum and Haard was reportedly seen in Japan with Charlie Sheen just outside of the Fukushima nuclear power plant filming what appeared to be a commercial for the new iPhone. Insiders on the photo sh...

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Funny story: iPad 2 Shortage Explained; Many Too Wild to be Sold!

iPad 2 Shortage Explained; Many Too Wild to be Sold!

No wonder there aren't enough iPad 2s to go around. An unnamed Apple official, who has spoken to the press on the condition of anonymity, admits what had only been a rumor: that many of the new iPads are disgracing the company and are in no conditi...

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Funny story: Can't see where you're going? There's an App for that

Can't see where you're going? There's an App for that

Apple today launched their latest Must Have accessory for the iPhone: the iMirror. The iMirror attaches to the back of the iPhone over the camera to allow it to view objects at a wider field of view, and comes with an app that overlays a live feed...

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Funny story: Future News: Apple Releases 'Clean Water'

Future News: Apple Releases 'Clean Water'

(Published 2060) PALO ALTERNATIVE, CA - After months in development, Apple Inc. have released this year's new gadget. The Clean Water, which is based on a former compound from the early 21st century called H2O. "This may not be new," said Stev...

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Funny story: Thinner, More Absorbent iPad 2 Marketed Toward Thirty-Something Women

Thinner, More Absorbent iPad 2 Marketed Toward Thirty-Something Women

Apple CEO, Steve Jobs admits that the future of iPads lies squarely with females. "When it comes to thin, yet highly absorbent, women want it." Jobs is talking about the new iPad 2 design which is 33 percent thinner than the original iPad and is...

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Funny story: Apple Patent Toe Control

Apple Patent Toe Control

The iPad 2 is due out soon, and many are wondering what Apple can add to the oversized iPhone 4 that isn't already in it. However a sneak peak at Apple's patents pending reveals more than the tight lipped techno boffins in Silicon Valley ever could.

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Funny story: iPad 2 Has Sandwich Named for it at Carnegie Deli

iPad 2 Has Sandwich Named for it at Carnegie Deli

It's a New York tradition. Well-known newcomers to the city often have sandwiches named after them at the world-famous Carnegie Deli. So this week, in honor of the rumored introduction of the Apple iPad 2 on Wednesday, the Carnegie has announc...

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Funny story: Apple release the eagerly awaited App App

Apple release the eagerly awaited App App

Do you have too many apps on your iPhone? Well, Apple have released the most eagerly awaited Appelet of all time with the App App now available for download. "There have been rumours and whispers of this app for some weeks now," said Paul Small, o...

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Funny story: Apple block iVoiceMorph

Apple block iVoiceMorph

A new Applelet for the iPhone has been blocked for sale by Apple. Called iVoiceMorph, the app changes the timbre and pitch of the speaker's voice into one of a range of downloadable voices in real time. "It was meant to be a bit of a hoot," said a...

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Funny story: Latest Apple iPad Is Just for Babies: It's the bPad!

Latest Apple iPad Is Just for Babies: It's the bPad!

Does your baby scream like a banshee when you're on the computer trying to get some work done? A nap, bottle, or diaper change may not satisfy little Jack or Janie. What the baby may want is his or her own computer. Sharing isn't all it's crac...

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Funny story: 20 PRINT "A giant"; X$; "goes out to Darren Aronofsky...

20 PRINT "A giant"; X$; "goes out to Darren Aronofsky...

APPLE ][e LOAD APPLEBasi > SYNTAX ERROR LOAD APPLESoft Basic > COPYRIGHT 1977, 1979, 1980 > Apple Computers, Inc. CLS ‎5 HOME: CLS 10 LET X$ = "F--k you!" 20 PRINT "A giant"; X$; "goes out to Darren Aronofsky for "; 30 PRINT "Black Swan. Spoiler Alert: It sucks. Act 1 "; 40 PRINT "Natalie Portman is weepy and looks in mirrors a lot. Act 2 "; 50 PRINT "Nat...

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Funny story: Apple launches iPhone app for lie detection

Apple launches iPhone app for lie detection

Apple (NYSE:APPL) has revealed that it has been working on an app for the iPhone 4 and iPad which will detect lies and lying called the iLie. The app will allow the user to connect the iPhone 4 or iPad to a telephone or to a microphone and the si...

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Funny story: Apple boss forgot what his mum told him?

Apple boss forgot what his mum told him?

Apple boss Steve Jobs may be one of the most powerful guys in the world of computer technology (and richest), but he forgot one thing that his mum told him many years ago: "An apple a day keeps the quack away!" Now the boss of all Apple is bei...

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Funny story: Apple releases iSmell app to follow Iris scanning technology

Apple releases iSmell app to follow Iris scanning technology

Apple computers hinted at the forthcoming release of their iSmell app for iPhone4 and iPad last week when they released the Eye-Eye iris scanner and provided more details this week. Arthur Ramsbottom at the Apple Research Centre in Cleckheaton, Y...

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Funny story: iPad 2 Rumors - Starbucks App Coffee Dispenser

iPad 2 Rumors - Starbucks App Coffee Dispenser

Leading on from this morning's news over on Mashable that the next iPhone and iPad will have a Dual-Core Graphics Chip, we have had confirmation that the new iPad will incorporate a coffee dispenser for use with the iPad Starbucks app. Fanbois wil...

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Funny story: Apple up in arms over European Charger legislation

Apple up in arms over European Charger legislation

A new rule has come into force this year to make all mobile (cell) phone manufacturers adopt the same charger, which will be micro-USB. This has angered Apple, who have enjoyed changing their charger with each release of their iPhone in order to ensu...

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Funny story: Apple to release new Iris scanning app for iPhone4

Apple to release new Iris scanning app for iPhone4

In Brussels today Apple Inc (APPL:NYSE) announced the release of the new retinal and iris scanning application for the iPhone4. "Users had always wondered why the iPhone 4 came with 2 camera's and now we can reveal why" said Arthur Ramsbottom at...

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