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Funny story: The Famous Enya Rips One

The Famous Enya Rips One

BULGARIA - The stars are not so brightly shinning tonight, as Derek Zuniga of the United States, brought allegations that international phenomenon and new age singer/composer 'Enya' had maliciously stolen his music. Derek (36) had been writi...

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Funny story: Britney Spears and Madonna to create own girl band

Britney Spears and Madonna to create own girl band

In a fairly shocking revelation, Britney Spears and Madonna are set to quit music and shack up together in a "girl-on-girl" kind of way. Spears (19), is said to be dribbling at the prospect of getting closer to her idol, Madonna (54).

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Funny story: A-hole: Revisited

A-hole: Revisited

New York, NY--Music fame comic and genius Denis Leary has completed a collector's box set for his up coming early and tragic demise. The artist hopes that people will remember his music, as it has touched so many souls through the years.

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Funny story: Record Company's New Money Spinner

Record Company's New Money Spinner

EMI, the record label behind so many great artists such as Billy Joel, M People and Robbie Williams have recently won a court case that will change the world forever! The case was unprecidented, but EMI have promised "there'll be plenty more...

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Funny story: Don McLean writes 47 minute song for new album

Don McLean writes 47 minute song for new album

Veteran musician, Don McLean - famous for recently murdered song 'American Pie' - has released plans to include a 47 minute song on his new Album: "Screw Madonna".

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Funny story: Woman Suffers Death By Max Bygraves

Woman Suffers Death By Max Bygraves

Police are investigating how a Yorkshire woman was killed today when a recording of Max Bygraves's song 'You Need Hands' became stuck in her CD player's replay mode. "We estimate the song played well over three hundred times," said Inspector Moros...

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Funny story: Rap Star Deletes Interludes

Rap Star Deletes Interludes

American rap star Jermaine Dupri's new album should still be released this Summer despite the accidental wiping of his answerphone messages. The deleted messages were intended to form 11 interludes between the four new tracks. A spokesman for his...

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Funny story: Hear'Say pick of the pops

Hear'Say pick of the pops

Prince Charles shocked the establishment when he announced that he was the new member of the popular boy/girl band, Hear'say "I'm sick to death of people putting me down" moaned the apprentice king.

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Funny story: Will Young enters chart at 34

Will Young enters chart at 34

Will Young, the slightly effeminate winner of ITV's Pop Idol, has only managed to enter the chart at a lowly position 34. The singer, aged only 12 years old, released the double A-side record Evergreen/Anything Is Possible on Monday, but since on...

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Funny story: End of the World

End of the World

The End of The World conjures up several images, the first would be The Dave Matthews band and that song from the "Everyday" album "When the World Ends".

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Funny story: Lighthouse Family Negative Shock

Lighthouse Family Negative Shock

A member of the upbeat pop group the Lighthouse Family is still in intensive care today after thinking a negative thought.

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Funny story: Steps Taken To Rebuild Afghanistan

Steps Taken To Rebuild Afghanistan

The United States says Steps are being taken to rebuild Afghanistan. The all-singing, all-dancing group will accompany senior UN officials on a tour of the war-torn country.

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Funny story: Pop group Steps to be Reclassified

Pop group Steps to be Reclassified

In an extraordinary move Home Secretary David Blunkett has forwarded proposals for the cheesy pop/ novelty covers band Steps to be reclassified.

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Funny story: British Dance Unhealthy

British Dance Unhealthy

A survey published this week has found the state of British dance music to be very unhealthy.

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Funny story: Composers To Face The Music

Composers To Face The Music

Composers around the world are in a state of shock this morning when it was announced that no more new tunes can be written.

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Funny story: Westlife in original music shocker

Westlife in original music shocker

Irish boy band Westlife have stunned the public by announcing that their latest album will be written entirely by themselves and will not be full of dreary ballads.

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Funny story: No Bell Prize

No Bell Prize

Rock musician Mike Oldfield is to release a new album as a follow-up to Tubular Bells Part 47.

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