Iceland are being accused of using weapons of mass disruption after a gigantic cloud of volcanic ash made its way across from Iceland. President Obama is watching the situation closely as he might decide to take action against Iceland, for using a we...
It was pints of scrumpy all round this afternoon at the Cockwell Inn at Shard as local farmers Sam Niblett and Barney Howell toasted their best ever practical joke. "It wuz a bloody corker!" raved Sam as he raised his glass of scrumpy. It trans...
As expected the recent natural eruption of a volcano in Iceland has brought out the Al Gores of the world. The event has puked out tons of noxious ash blotting out the sun and grounding air traffic not to mention causing potential air contaminati...
Iceland has found a novel way of repaying the UK the billions owed after the collapse of Icesave in the form of smoke and ash - albeit by accident. The debt ridden country has always been reluctant to pay back money to the UK so decided to ask eac...
Billy Connolly has read enough about the nasty Icelanders attempts to sink his native land. He has decided it's time for action. "I've gone back to my early years and recorded a song that no one will ever understand. No, it's not my classic Welly...
Reykjavik - (Ashes to Ashes): Reporting about the massive poison gas cloud threat from the Eyjafjallajoekull glacier volcano is being deliberately obscured. Toxic news items surrounding Michael Jackson's son Prince Michael II, aka Blanket, are bei...
Pure white snow at the Lecht, in Scotland, turned black as ash from Iceland coated everything in a thick film. Skiers at the Lecht could not ash plough and snowboarders were soon head to toe black ruining all their expensive grunge gear. Scotti...
Relations between the UK and Iceland have descended to an all time low as the tiny island nation appears to have fired one of its volcanoes at the British Government. While politicians in Reykjavik have been silent on the issue, Professor David P...
Icelandic volcanic ash alert grounds UK flights - Tension between the UK and Iceland is running high today after Iceland filed a claim in the International courts demanding that countries pay for the volcanic ash currently falling across Europe and d...
As the population of Iceland prepare to vote 'No' in a referendum to pay back the UK and Holland after the collapse of Icesave Bank in 2008, the British and Dutch governments have agreed to send a task force of debt collectors to deliver a simple mes...
Spain is a country with a lot of sunshine. On average, parts of the country has upwards of 3,000 days of sunshine a year. That's a lot more than it needs, though the population no doubt finds it very enjoyable. By contrast, Iceland is a country th...
Normally nothing more than a local story, and an event to look forward to for residents of Reykjavik, has turned into an international controversy, made newsworthy only after what many would deem to be unwanted publicity from the People for Ethical T...
Reykjavik, Iceland/ Financial Botulism Capitol of the World - Calling it 'the chance of life time', a consortium of Spoof Writers from around the globe have jumped in to purchase the rights of 3 failed McFrugal hamburger joints, and in the process al...
Reykjavík - News on the warf from the fishing captain of the Smelly Gut fishing vessel here, Captain Vjernikisivk is that his whalemeat is soon to be the coin of the realm. With the demise of the Icelandic monetary system, and the closing of all...
Yesterday Iceland, the troubled bank, have agreed to pay the money (lost last year) back to their investors. Iceland's CEO John T Icehole held a news conference. "We're very sorry for the distress we've caused the UK and the world", he said, "we a...
Frozen food giant, Iceland today fired Kerry Katona, former Atomic Kitten from her lucrative advertising contract after she was filmed breathing through a rolled up £20 note which was lodged in her nose. It is unclear where Katona obtained the £20...
Singer, TV presenter, show host, author, journalist, adverturer, explorer, professor, MENSA Queen, writer, socialite and bon-viveur Kerry Katona, who was discovered behaving badly, but sadly not with either Martin Clunes, Neil Morrissey or Lesley Ash...
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