The retirement home industry has been slow to accommodate the lifestyles of the senior citizens it services. A great many homes offer swing music with dinner and movie classics from the 1930's and 1940's. A steadily growing market segment is now gear...
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - Iam Wilmut, the man responsible for the successful cloning of Dolly the sheep announced he has secured the rights to clone human embryos of country music legend, Dolly Parton.
Efforts to clean up after tragic concert in Kneedeep, Alabamahave taken longer than expected. Though the exits were clearly marked and concert goers were not crowded in, all but a handfull perished in what is now called the shortest musical genre in...
Pop star Cher has announced plans to try to break the world record for number of times one person has "retired" from the music business, by embarking on an ambitious plan to go on 7 more "farewell" tours over the next 3 years. As of now, Cher, 72, h...
MTV STUDIOS-- In an effort to shock and awe viewers, MTV played one music video as a reminder to their newer generation fans that they once used to play music videos instead of crappy reality shows and other various suck ass programs. However, not...
UPI, Baghdad, Iraq, July 15, 2004 - Billed as three days of peace, love and understanding, the U.S. government is planning to sponsor the first annual "Baghdadstock Music and Arts Fair" on August 15 - 17.
Boston - Researchers at Boston College have found a significant link between severe headaches and the amount of time people spend on hold listening to preprogrammed music.
Prince Charles hit back today at claims that he was a Sting fan, as debates surrounding the former Police front man's musical legacy raged. Sting, who announced that he was quitting the music business this week, suggested that the Prince was a big f...
The king of music has finally reappeared, reports are vague at the moment but it is rumoured Val Kilmar may have offered his body up for a ground breaking brain transplant to bring the king back. Students from DCU have spent the last two years fundi...
He has sold records by the dozen in a career spanning four decades, but today rock star Sting announced he would be quitting the music business for good. In a well choreographed interview with an acne infested MTV presenter, Sting explained the reas...
Philadelphia, PA--A doctoral-level classical piano student as the Curtis Institute here in Philadelphia has discovered the true meaning of Satie's directions to musicians.
]News that the Spice Girls are to perform a reunion tour has prompted the UK government to restrict the sales of paracetamol and razor blades. Music lovers are also to be banned from tall buildings. Prozac prescriptions are also...
GLASGOW, Scotland -- In a rare interview after arriving here to receive a special university honor and play two concerts, music icon Bob Dylan addressed a controversial issue in public for the first time in his 50-some-odd years of being a performer.
When she first burst on the pop music scene Britney Spears was a young, relatively talented, relatively flat-chested girl. Within a year or so as her career took off, so did the size of her chest. Or perhaps more accurately, as her breasts...
LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Many famous people had statements prepared just after the death of music great Ray Charles.
HOUSTON, Texas -- Music will debut in deep space when four French tracks arrive at Saturn's largest moon Titan next year. But the project is not without controversy.
BANGKOK, Thailand -- Shiny, new pop music group, Spoiled Thai Kids, announced their formation featuring four stylish, self-obsessed, rich, ignorant Thai teens, with otherwise low prospects for any type of personal achievement in their lifetime...
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