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Funny story: Obama declares Beyoncé's musical chart topper 'To the Left, To the Left' as his official 2008 Presidential campaign theme song

Obama declares Beyoncé's musical chart topper 'To the Left, To the Left' as his official 2008 Presidential campaign theme song

Washington, D.C. - Barack Obama has announced today that Beyoncé's popular musical chart topper, "To the Left, To the Left," is now his official 2008 Presidential campaign song. However, the decision to go with the song caused a rift i...

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Funny story: Taliban Blues Band Belts Out New Hit

Taliban Blues Band Belts Out New Hit

Taliban City, Talibania (IP) - We find our music and entertainment reporter on the scene, Ebenezer Finootch, in a dimly lit coffee shop on Osama Street secretly writing down a transcript of a new blues song which has become a big hit with Talibanese youth still fortunate enough to own a radio and those hard to get D-cell batteries that these radios require.

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Funny story: Ricky Martin loving the UK lifestyle as new album launch looms

Ricky Martin loving the UK lifestyle as new album launch looms

Ricky Martin this week declared that he found his new life in his £1.7 million luxury pad in England an inspiration towards his new album material. The 36 year old Puerto Rican moved to his 9 bedroom 12 acre estate in Ashington, Northumberland in Jan...

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Funny story: Mick Hucknall's Ventriloquist Discovered

Mick Hucknall's Ventriloquist Discovered

Simply Red's vocalist Mick Hucknall has been using a ventriloquist for years, it was claimed last night.

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Funny story: Axl Rose"Slash's hair caused the band to break up"

Axl Rose"Slash's hair caused the band to break up"

Hollywood,Ca.(Rooters) In a shocking statement today Axl Rose's assistant's assistant's cousin told the L.A.Times that his cousin told him that Axl Rose told his cousin the real reason the original Guns N' Roses broke up. "Yeah, I was like on the...

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Funny story: "We've Arrived:" Maroon 5 Celebrates Inclusion on "Kidz Bop 12"

"We've Arrived:" Maroon 5 Celebrates Inclusion on "Kidz Bop 12"

LOS ANGELES (Heewack News Network) -- Recording artists Maroon 5 partied long into the night upon learning that their current hit, "Makes Me Wonder," made the final cut for inclusion on the newly released CD "Kidz Bop 12."...

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Funny story: Rumsfeld's Adult Contemporary Music Terrorist Strategy A Crisis For George Bush?

Rumsfeld's Adult Contemporary Music Terrorist Strategy A Crisis For George Bush?

(Washington, D.C.) Leaking more than an octogenarian alcoholic at a free beer tasting, yet another memo has come out of the White House. It details a training tape in which former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld claimed that Adult Contemporary music should be used to "assuage citizens' fears of a terrorist attack."...

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Funny story: Prince in Album Giveaway Storm

Prince in Album Giveaway Storm

The artist known as a squiggle is giving his latest album away on the front cover of a Sunday newspaper, it has been revealed. Music industry bosses were not surprised by the move.

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Funny story: Pensioners Protest at Festival Scandal

Pensioners Protest at Festival Scandal

A large group of pensioners, some in their late 80s, and at least one over 100 years old, gathered in Trafalgar Square today to protest about a lack of government funding for elderly visitors to music festivals.

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Funny story: Tensions mount between Todd and Jason over which Queen album is better

Tensions mount between Todd and Jason over which Queen album is better

The already tenuous relations between roommates and former best friends Todd Grayson and Jason Drake took another blow recently as both sides have recently decided to stop speaking to one another following weeks of disputes over which Queen album is...

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Funny story: Rod has piles

Rod has piles

Rod Stewart announced today that he has had piles for most of his life. Opening up in a candid interview with Viz magazine Rod (57) said this was the reason for the way he stood on stage and wasn't his way of alluring the opposite sex.

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Funny story: R 'n' B Star Usher is the Daddy

R 'n' B Star Usher is the Daddy

Singer Usher and his partner Tameka Foster (Who?) are expecting their first child together, the couple have announced.

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Funny story: Spice Girls To Reunite

Spice Girls To Reunite

1990s common-as-muck Pop Slags, the Spice Girls have announced that they plan to reunite later this year. The "ladies" will announce a number of gigs throughout the UK sometime this week.

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Funny story: James Clunt "You're Beautiful" Voted Most Annoying Song Of All Time

James Clunt "You're Beautiful" Voted Most Annoying Song Of All Time

James Blunts "hit" was number one in 11 countries, and stayed at that position over here for 5 gruelling weeks when it was released in 2005.

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Funny story: Dame Shirley Bassey Involved In Helicopter Incident, Puts Wellingtons and Underwear For Auction On E-Bay

Dame Shirley Bassey Involved In Helicopter Incident, Puts Wellingtons and Underwear For Auction On E-Bay

Dame Shirley Bassey, the Welsh crooner, was involved in a near-fatal helicopter crash yesterday when her expensive pink Julien MacDonald dress became entangled with the copter's blades on her wa...

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Funny story: American Idle to hook up with Dancing With the Stars

American Idle to hook up with Dancing With the Stars

New York (US&A): In what seems to be the most unnecessary news in decades, American Idle judge Simon Cow-dung has announced that in coming seasons, American Idle will be a part of "Danci...

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Funny story: Spice Girls reunion tour

Spice Girls reunion tour

The former girl group, the Spice Girls, have unfortunately been tempted out of retirement by the promise of £10 million each for a 25-date 'farewell' tour.

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