All roads lead to Rome they say. And when the Romans ruled the world, this was possibly true, these days however, all roads in Rome lead to catastrophe. To the newly arrived visitor at Termini station there are only two pieces advice that need to be heeded: 1. Do not use the underground; it is inhabited by nefarious characters who will rob you blind. 2. Do not cross any roads. The rules...
There can be fewer more beautiful cities than the jewel on the Mersey that is Liverpool. Once home to the Beatles, this lively metropolitan city sees regular visitors from all over the world who visit Penny Lane, Strawberry Fields and search in vain for Abbey Road (which is in London). The Cavern is a Mecca for these travel weary Beatles fans, though the original club has long since become a tr...
Persons of older age or with more senstitive bladders will no longer have to pee in coke bottles, beside their car, behind billboards or bushes, or be in pain "holding it" until the next rest stop. Pee-A-Lot Travel Centers have announced plans to bu...
I can't believe it's finally come true. My whole life I've wanted to come here, to Love's capital of the world, gay Paris. And I owe it all to you. Nick, today has been so amazing, and you've made it all possible: the Louvre, Notre Dame, le mayonnaise - everything has been filled with romance and passion, just like when we first met. That is why tonight, now that we are back in l'hotellerie, I...
VENICE - In tough economic times such as those we live in today, everybody has had to cut back on vacation travel. Airfare is outrageously expensive from the US to Europe, and even within the continent, and luxury hotels can cost as much for one wee...
It has long been an Old Wives' Tale that the journey home from a day out feels to take less time than the trip there. Psychologists have suggested this is all in the mind, but as they only deal in the mind, they would say that. Having been through...
A parliamentary sub-committe today reported that mile per mile, rail travel in the UK was more expensive than space travel on the space shuttle, and a good deal less comfortable, whilst being infinitely more unreliable. The UK rail network, curren...
The following are some helpful guidelines for solo travelers visiting Central America for the first time. Feel free to print this list and refer to it throughout your visit to this beautiful, yet culturally diverse region. Bring anti-nausea medication with you at all times. Accept the fact you will get violently ill anyway. Don't assume that your new Nicaraguan boyfriend is serious when he...
Scientists with nothing better to do have been sponsored by the Daily Mail to calculate the amount of time it will take for the entire country to go to "hell in a handcart". And there is mixed news. Firstly, the scientists had to solve the problem...
Liquid shit - Passengers standing on platforms at Hatfield and Welwyn station are literally getting shat on by Nexpress East Coast. According to recent passenger complaints NXEC trains are spraying liquid shit on passengers as the train enters the st...
Trains have slight delays in both directions, the roads are looking good except townbound where roadworks are causing holdups. There are no delays on tube lines (where appropriate) and buses running normally. All flights on time. More in half an hour. And now, Victor Lewis-Smith presents the comedy show "Colostomy bag and matching shoes" with subtitles.
A nationwide traffic survey conducted over the past ten years has revealed what many people already knew: There is more traffic when it rains. "It's a peculiarly British phenomena," said Kara Vanette, from the Office of Traffic Control. "No other...
Travel Alert United States Department of State Bureau of Republican Affairs Washington, DC This information is current as of today. Washington D.C. - This Travel Alert is being issued to alert Washington D.C. Republicans to the fact that non-emergency employees and family members have been authorized and encouraged to have a back up vocational plan. This Travel Alert also warns all U.S. R...
Police in Unganda have released a warning to travelers about criminal gangs in the country that use women to lure men into sexual trysts in order to rob them after they are rendered unconscious with chloroform smeared over the women's breasts. Po...
TV personality Judith Chalmers was recovering in hospital last night after a visit to West Midlands town of Dudley. The former Wish You Were Here host was in the town to film an episode of Wish You Were Here, Do You?, her new series, but was overc...
The collapse of the UK's third largest package holiday group has left tens of thousands of Britons stranded abroad in a variety of exotic destinations, ranging from the Isle of Dogs to Antarctica, and Butlin's Kinshasa to the Gobi Desert. The dec...
Charley Boorman and Ewan McGreggor have announced their new adventure, which will be made into a documentary to be shown on BBC2 and National Geographic in the near future. This time they will mount their 'Off-Earth' rocket bikes and start to make...
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