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Funny story: Need glasses? There's an app for that

Need glasses? There's an app for that

The long and short-sighted can finally throw away glasses and contact lens and instead see the world through their phone. Now, instead of the multitude of complicated vision aids, people can simply download iSee. "This is a major step forward," sa...

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Funny story: Need to get rid of a Christmas Tree? There's an app for that

Need to get rid of a Christmas Tree? There's an app for that

Pretty soon all of the Christmas trees bought just before the festive period will require collecting. "But what to do with the old tree?" asks Mac Buck of App World!. "Do you recycle? Do you take it to the tip? Or do you leave it in a neighbour's...

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Funny story: iPhone usage triggers impotence

iPhone usage triggers impotence

In a recently released study from the internationally renowned male sexual dysfunction R and D thinktank "Get it up!", male iPhone users are 37% more likely to suffer impotence than other smartphone users. "We have been conducted this study for so...

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Funny story: The Sales of IPhone 4S. Skyrocket by 50% after Abusive Message

The Sales of IPhone 4S. Skyrocket by 50% after Abusive Message

Apple, the producers of the iPhone 4S should be very pleased with themselves after rave reviews of the latest smart phone with has the ability to talk back to you. With so much positive feedback, the phone has become a market leader and is certain to...

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Funny story: Steve Jobs Still Running Apple -- From Hell

Steve Jobs Still Running Apple -- From Hell

Cupertino, California -- Almost three months after his death, Steve Jobs continues to head Apple Inc., controlling the company from his special place in Hell through a combination of Wi-Fi, G4 and supernatural workarounds. "I made a pact with the...

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Funny story: Seasonal adjustment disorder? There's an app for that

Seasonal adjustment disorder? There's an app for that

Sufferers of Seasonal Adjustment Disorder (SAD) can finally rejoice with the latest applelet from MyWay Apps, iNoSad. "This is brilliant," said App World! editor, Mac Buck. "Worth every cent of the ten dollar fee. I've not only bought it for myse...

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Funny story: Headless Jordan created as iPhone app malfunctions

Headless Jordan created as iPhone app malfunctions

Apple unveiled a new app today that literally changes the way that we will view the new iPhone 4S. The 'Transformer App©' once downloaded to your iPhone will turn your device into any other object of desire that you wish using Chameleon© te...

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Funny story: Flying low? There's an app for that

Flying low? There's an app for that

There is nothing more embarrassing for a man than to go to the lavatory and discover that his zip has been undone all morning; and the reasons for the giggles and pointing becomes apparent. "Many a time I've thought I've said something witty," sai...

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Funny story: Want to do your hair? There's an app for that

Want to do your hair? There's an app for that

There is now one less thing that a woman has to carry in her handbag with the latest applelet from MyWay Apps: iReflect. Using the front facing camera of the iPhone or iPad, it turns the device into a fully functioning mirror. "One of the trick...

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Funny story: Can't see the funny side? There's an app for that

Can't see the funny side? There's an app for that

Humour, as is often said, is highly subjective. So how can a jokey piece from a serious piece be distinguished? "It's important to know if an author is being serious," said App World! editor, Mac Buck. "That way you know whether or not to laugh."...

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Funny story: Want to live forever? There's an app for that

Want to live forever? There's an app for that

The must have applelet that humanity has been waiting for has finally hit the iStore: iMortal. The iMortal app will let the owner live forever. "Astounding," said App World! editor, Mac Buck. "Amazing. Astonishing. Words cannot begin to express...

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Funny story: Suck at Karaoke? There's an app for that

Suck at Karaoke? There's an app for that

Nobody who likes music likes to be in a pub on Karaoke night. As song after song is murdered by talentless twerps who believe that volume makes up for ability. Now anybody can produce a virtuoso performance on Karaoke night and receive a standing...

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Funny story: Colour blind? There's an app for that

Colour blind? There's an app for that

The latest applelet from MyWay Apps is set to be a godsend to the fifteen percent of the world's population that suffers from anomalous trichromacy, or colour blindness. The app, iCanSeeClearlyNow, makes use of the iPhone 4's extraordinary camera...

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Funny story: Want to occupy a city? There's an app for that

Want to occupy a city? There's an app for that

Occupy Wall Street, Occupy London, Occupy Berlin, the group coming to be known as Occupy [Insert Place Name Here] are springing up in cities faster than Manchester City fans who were at the Manchester derby. Finding a place to occupy that isn't al...

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Funny story: Want people at your party? There's an app for that

Want people at your party? There's an app for that

It has been a problem down the centuries that has finally been solved by MyWay Apps: How to get people to your party. "This is a great App," said Mac Buck, editor of App World!. "If I had more friends, it could possibly be indispensable." The A...

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Funny story: Is Your Date Crazy? You Need the Crazam App

Is Your Date Crazy? You Need the Crazam App

The makers of the how to teach kissing app have developed an app for the iPhone and Android phones that will analyze a potential date and give you information regarding the person through a password protected text message. Jake Stephens of San J...

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Funny story: Is it bath night? There's an app for that

Is it bath night? There's an app for that

MyWay have been flooded with complaints from customers using their latest applelet for the iPhone after a sizable portion of them have suffered a catastrophic failure of their phones. "I think MyWay have shot themselves in the foot with this parti...

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