WASHINGTON, D.C. - GOP radio talk show host and conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh, 61, and his much, much younger wife Kathryn, 35, recently attended a music concert at the District of Columbia's brand new Hail To The Chief Coliseum located on M...
CINCINNATI - It appears by all accounts that Washington Nationals rookie baseball player Bryce Harper is 19 going on 9. The Nationals rookie after going 0 for 5 went into the team dugout and angrily slammed his bat against the dugout wall. The bat...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hollywood actor George Clooney, 50, traveled to the nation's capital with his father Nick Clooney, 78, in order to protest at the Sudan Embassy. George and Nick Clooney met with the Sudanese Vice-Ambassador Al Farooba Dongbadabo...
LOS ANGELES - In a move that many Los Angeles Laker fans knew was coming, Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the Lakers may be trading the 31-year-old, 6-foot-8-inch Luke Walton. The Lakers management stated that they are currently in ta...
NEW YORK CITY - Mayor Bloomberg is pretty upset at a text message that he has just received from Vice-President Joe Biden. The vice-president has informed the mayor that the Federal Historical Department, which is headed by Biden, has just voted 4...
Washington, DC - An disoriented pig-wolf hybrid was found roaming wild in the halls of Congress in the nations Capitol, authorities said Thursday. Capitol police found the approximately seven hundred pound pig-wolf near the entrance where lobbyist...
On a record setting day where the DC Metro Subway system ran just perfectly, thousands of DC Subway riders are in an uproar over its incredulously precise promptness and lack of any equipment malfunctions. On a December Sunday the subway actually ha...
(Washington,DC) - A U.S. House committee Thursday approved a bill linking taxpayer contributions to the Treasury to significant financial, regulatory and other reforms, one day after presidential candidate Ron Paul said he would sign the measure if i...
Washington, DC - A Congressional panel that's searching for ways to save the crumbling US Postal Service has recommended that the agency increase its profits by becoming the nation's narcotics distribution network. With the Internet and e-mail dev...
At 1.51pm yesterday an earthquake registering 5.8 shook the eastern third of the United States causing much of Washington D.C. to come to a halt. While damage was not wide spread some older buildings were affected and people were left unnerved and ra...
Washington DC - In a tragic accident today in Washington DC scores of visitors to the newly christened Martin Luther King Memorial were attacked by police armed with clubs and dogs in a tragic re-enactment of a 1960's civil rights demonstration gone...
The Congressional Clown Amendment "If Congress acts like clowns; they shall dress like clowns" We, the people, hereby state that for decades U.S. elected politicians have spent all our money, passed too many stupid and restrictive regulations, interfered with our individual rights, liberties and freedoms, disregarded the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights, and governed badly and arroga...
On the day the US economy sunk to it's lowest levels with a 512 point sell off on the Dow, a race riot in Milwaukee, and 4 teens shooting up a bus in Philadelphia with an automatic weapon in broad daylight, the Rose Garden came alive as the President...
In mind blowingly astounding scenes here in Washington DC today, Congressmen and Senators stood outside the Capital, linked arms and strolled down Pennsylvania Avenue singing "Money(That's What I want)" the old sixties tune. Old people who could reme...
If it is recorded, as fact, that Mr. Bin Laden has met his end, courtesy of American President Barack Obama, and American Special Forces soldiers, then it is predicted that this will cause no end of problems, both for the Republican Party, and its mo...
In an attempt to turn the table on President Obama, Sarah Palin went before the Security Council this morning, requesting that President Barack Obama be outed from his position as Commander in Chief and that the immediate Washington area be granted s...
Shaken by a mild earthquake after two months of earth tremors, citizens of the state of Washington are on edge again, afraid that the volcano on Mount St. Helens may blow again. "Just like last time, in 19 ought 80, no one warns us that that mount...
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