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Funny story: Punchline outbreak in news still uncontrolable

Punchline outbreak in news still uncontrolable

Today an Irishman, a priest, an Englishman, a blonde, a rabbi, a brunet a panda and other religious leaders went into a pub this morning after months of speculation.

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Funny story: Government set to ban drinking in pubs

Government set to ban drinking in pubs

The government is widely expected to call time on what it calls "the outdated and unhealthy practice of selling alcohol in pubs".

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Funny story: Smoking Ban: Government Hails Success: Bullshit, Say Landlords

Smoking Ban: Government Hails Success: Bullshit, Say Landlords

The government today released statistics which reveal that the smoking ban is an overwhelming success, increasing business by over 500% in some parts of the country. Smokers all around the land are giving up in their thousands, and 320,000 lives have...

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Funny story: Smoker's rebellion: Landlord moves pub outside

Smoker's rebellion: Landlord moves pub outside

Britain's first totally outdoor bar was opened in the small hamlet of Smokington-on-Sea today.

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Funny story: Bars to offer Beer Goggle Prescriptions

Bars to offer Beer Goggle Prescriptions

Scientists have long accepted the effect of alcohol on human beings' perception of beauty. A new scheme, developed by researchers at Lancaster University, is being trialled which will allow pub patrons to be more aware of this oft dangerous pheno...

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Funny story: Don't Try This at Home

Don't Try This at Home

Many years ago when I was young and single I would go out with some friends each Friday night and drink. We were a mix of ages from early twenties to late thirties, some married, some not, generally skilled blue collar workers and all male. We would gravitate towards pubs with live music; preferably loud rock and when the pubs closed we would maybe go to a club or back to someone’s place a...

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Funny story: Tennis Craze Hits UK Pubs

Tennis Craze Hits UK Pubs

As is usual at this time of year the tennis craze has hit the UK hard, with the Queens and Wimbledon tournaments making the brits literally drool whilst watching in an often comatose and inebriated state. Pubs have been quick to latch on to this craz...

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