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Funny story: Study reveals connection between raising children and stress levels.

Study reveals connection between raising children and stress levels.

A study released Monday revealed a connection between the raising of children and stress levels. This concerning study shows that having and raising children dramatically increases the stress level's of parents. The stress levels rise early on and at...

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Funny story: Enraged Parents Demand Firing of Pequot Math Teacher

Enraged Parents Demand Firing of Pequot Math Teacher

P.T.A. Pres. Knudsen: Rodham is an "insufferable … mean … stickler for detail"...

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Funny story: Scott Peterson Quiz

Scott Peterson Quiz

Parents of pupils in American junior schools are outraged that their children are being forced to take tests on notorius criminals and other people accused of criminal acts. Take then as your example, the Scott Peterson test.

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Funny story: Scott Peterson's Relatives Back In Front Row

Scott Peterson's Relatives Back In Front Row

Judge Alfred Delucci reconsidered sending the parents of Scott and Laci Peterson to the back of the court following his unhappiness with their behaviour. This may however be a temporary reprieve if the events of last week continue.

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Funny story: Child Punishment: Amendment to the Children's Bill.

Child Punishment: Amendment to the Children's Bill.

An amendment to the child punishment law has been voted in at the House of Lords. Parents are no longer allowed to touch their children in any way at all.

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Funny story: McDonalds To Introduce Unhappy Meals

McDonalds To Introduce Unhappy Meals

McDonalds Corporation announced Tuesday that they will begin offering Unhappy Meals in June. Aimed at parents of unruly or unpleasant children, the Unhappy Meals will feature undercooked meat patties, boiling hot cokes served in flimsy, un-insulated...

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Funny story: First Visit To The Jock Strap Store

First Visit To The Jock Strap Store

I remember my first visit to the jock strap store. Now, if you go to Walmart today they have them, tightly bound in plastic, hanging on racks. When I needed my first jock strap my parents took me to Brooks Brothers. I was horribly embarrassed as my father said to the clerk. "My son is becoming a man. He needs a jock strap." My mother, thankfully, had moved away to peruse the socks...

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Funny story: New study shows ugly parents more likely to have ugly children

New study shows ugly parents more likely to have ugly children

Virgin Utah- Steve White, head scientist at Kramer labs held a press conference today showing new findings from a five year fact finding missi...

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Funny story: Always keep your condoms in your car

Always keep your condoms in your car

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouse...

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Funny story: New Children's Vitamin-- Is it up to Speed?

New Children's Vitamin-- Is it up to Speed?

Washington, DC- Many parents are outraged today after hearing the US Department of Education's plans to begin daily distribution of Flintstone vitamins in all public schools. The new vitamin contains the recommended daily allowances of all majo...

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Funny story: LETTER TO SADDAM

LETTER TO SADDAM

Dear Sady When you came over on Christmas of 1968 we smoked the cigars that your parents gave me. We almost felt like real adults as we talked abou...

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Funny story: New reality show "The Funeral" sparks controversy

New reality show "The Funeral" sparks controversy

The idea behind the reality show was to trick an unknowing family into thinking that their parents have been killed. FOX stages a fake funeral tricking all the beloved of the "deceased" into weeping, and making fools of themselves in front of the cam...

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Funny story: Neverland Ranch For Sale (Classified Ad)

Neverland Ranch For Sale (Classified Ad)

NAMBLA Times For sale to NAMBLA (North American Man-Boy Love Association) member in good standing, one 37,000 SF Estate named “Neverland Ranch”. Known as the “Crown Jewel of Beverly Hills”, this exciting property sits high atop a steep cliff where you can spot police cars and irate parents coming from miles away.

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Funny story: Did They Think She'd Just Fallen Off A Christmas Tree?

Did They Think She'd Just Fallen Off A Christmas Tree?

Eight-year-old Jennifer Diggles has vowed never to trust her parents again after discovering how they have repeatedly lied, tricked and deceived her throughout her short, innocent childhood.

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Funny story: I am my father's son

I am my father's son

Jack Mank, footballer, today admitted to newspaper rumours that he was his father's son.

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