Space - "Now we know why the apostle Thomas is pointing skywards in Leonardo Da Vinci's painting of The Last Supper," a NASA spokesman said today as news broke of the Martian find. "Art historians have misinterpreted the gesture as St Thomas 'givi...
Sensational photos coming back from Mars have proven that "Curiosity" doesn't only kill cats; it zaps Martian stones too! Scientists at NASA were wetting their pants as these historic photos reached their computer screens. They fell into each othe...
No wonder the rover is called Curiosity! NASA was delighted to receive the racy photos, with one official proclaiming, "Some folks think this outer space stuff is just dull science. Wait till they get a peek at these eye-popping photos. Whoopee!...
Box office records for the latest NASA blockbuster based on an unmanned landing on planet Mars have proved disappointing. Filmed at the massive open air studio known as 'Area 51', the latest would be blockbuster was shot in the barren desert there...
Mars - The Mars Rover has detected a radio message emanating from what appears to be the ancient remains of a building next to a dried up canal on Mars, according to Dr. Mipaysurtax and his team of scientists of the Earth ground crew, who have all b...
JPL/Pasadena California - Scientists announced that the Mars Science Laboratory / Curiosity Rover has in fact discovered a sign of intelligent life on the Red plant. Analysis of the initial data is ongoing; however, there is a clear signature that Ma...
The Earth has a new ally against secret religions in the universe. The tomato! In a new push to bring new lifeforms to Earth, scientists have developed a special brand of tomato called Earthy. This fruit/vegetable when sliced in half will reveal...
On a recent Sunday some groundhogs were having a nice day -- they had just watched the movie Groundhog Day for the umpteenth time -- until they happened to spot a headline on Google News: "NASA Mars rover takes photo of own shadow." They clicked o...
The name of the Rover is Curiosity. It should arrive on Mars in about three months, and it's designed to do scientific research and take photos. "In their dreams," said a Martian yesterday, scratching his pointy little head as he t...
Ask and you shall receive. But NASA is receiving more than it asked for when it requested that Americans come up with suggestions for future trips to Mars. Not only is it hearing from Americans. It's also receiving input from Martians! And, u...
Denver CO: Ares Space Lines (ASL) announced its inaugural hyper warp drive flight of mid-November 2050 from Denver International Airport to Marsport, carrying 300 paying passengers, has been sold out. Marsport is a settlement on the planet Mars popul...
NASA scientists were jubilant, yet cautiously optimistic last night that there is indeed life on Mars, after the Phobos probe beamed back still images of what appear to be cycle paths on the surface of the planet Mars. The paths, estimated to be b...
TOKYO - The emperor of Japan has announced that Japan will be "Moving to Mars" by 2020. According to sources close to the emperor's secret compound, the plan to move Japan to Africa was foiled by huge insects that terrified Japanese school children...
London - She has always vehemently denied being caught in flagrente with Mick Jagger in an alleged Mars Bar incident. This weekend Marianne's holed up in her leafy Chelsea pad as reports of the Phobos-Grunt's erotic - er...erratic! - orbit suggest...
Finishing its mission and now on a free return trajectory to Earth, the Russian Mars Probe, also known by developing scientists as the "Burrowing Gerbil", is set for penetration of Earth's atmosphere sometime this weekend. Not planned for survival...
Roswell, Nevada - NASA HQ boffins have released video footage of what they say is the Russian Mars probe's final moments before being swallowed up by a UFO resembling a giant space squid. The Phobos-Grunt was carrying a Chinese heavyweight payload...
Nasa has launched the most incapable machine ever built to land on Mars. The red soft-top MG Rover, tucked inside a capsule, left Florida on an Atlas 5 rocket at 10:02 local time (15:02 GMT). Nicknamed 'Curiously Rusty', the MG Rover will tak...
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