Bargain basement airline, Ryanair, has announced steps to, quite literally, leave others STANDING. Tycoon, Michael O'Really, unveiled plans to remove all seating on his fleet in a bold move to increase passenger comfort. Plans Speaking to a...
. . . a car? Well, sort of. It's actually a plane AND a car. It's called the Terrafugia, the flying car, and it may actually be on the market next year. Spoof reporter Gail Farrelly has gotten access to company records, which identify four specific groups being targeted as potential customers: 1. Celebs, who often have to make a quick getaway from the paparazzi. No longer will there...
Archaeologist Dr Phillip Gum has come up with a new theory about the origins of the human population. He says we did not evolve from apes because we still have apes. No he says the evidence points to humans developing from "birds". Fosils have been found of human like creatures with feathers. He states that early man had to escape from predatory animals quickly and the fastest way was to fly.
The 06:30 New York to London flight finally landed at Heathrow Airport this evening after a delay of three days. Passengers cheered as they walked off the plane, some of them kissing the tarmac. A number of passengers had to be carried off and wer...
'Russian Airline Pilots are so drunk they are not even able to complete their log-book between flights since they don't know where they've landed or where they took off from' - a report has revealed. Air stewards are said to regularly step in to c...
I was downtown at the "Save the Animals not necessarily Our Jobs" airline rally and interviewed a couple of Frontier employees. I asked about how things were going with the merger with Republic and the general state of things. I met Jimmy, who works at Frontier Headquarters, and Captain Mike, a very senior Airbus Captain. "So Jimmy, what do you do at Headquarters for Frontier?" "Well, I used...
I caught of with Kate Haannii of flyersrights dot something and had the chance to ask her a few questions about Tarmac Delay legislation. Me: Kate, which part of the new Tarmac rules are you most happy with? Kate: When you board a flight and it pushes from the gate, the airline must feed and water you within 2 hours. That is crucial. People should not be expected to eat before they travel, o...
Heathrow. The following are random interviews of flyers waiting for AB flights. John Tuttle going to New York said, "Can't these guys ever get along? AB customers are tired of all the delays and noise and probably checking Utility Air flights...
Great news for travelers who enjoy flying. The FAA announced Wednesday that crying babies or children that appear irritable will no longer be allowed to board domestic flights. "We have counseled with Homeland Security and in an effort to accommo...
New York, NY - When the volcanic eruptions in Iceland forced British airlines to ground many of their aircraft at various American airports until the skies cleared, American airline operators saw an opportunity to take advantage of the situation: the...
A blazing Airbus Boeing 727 Jumbo Jet plunged tens of thousand feet in seconds over the raging waters of the Atlantic as the 1200 passengers on the plummeting jet screamed in terror. As the aircraft plunged 90,000 feet from its cruise altitude of 78,...
Rather than wait for the ash to clear, one British airline has shipped its entire airplanes, loaded with cargo, on container ships. During the Icelandic ash trauma several cargo airplanes were stranded in Amsterdam destined for the Middle East.
The heads of major airlines across the globe were united in their attack on the European air safety chiefs, as "not making money" finally overcame their initial cautious response to the cloud of volcanic ash. Wee Willie Walsh, one time leprechaun...
Stranded passengers at Heathrow Airport, have got together at the Airport to sing the song "Someday I'll Fly Away" as the ban on flights continues with all flights still suspended due to the volcanic ash cloud from the volcano which erupted in Icela...
Arnold Schwarzenegger is getting ready for the Volcanic Ash Cloud heading for America by getting a gas mask to protect him from any pollution from the volcanic ash dust. Schwarzenegger is considering issuing the entire population of California, wi...
Flights across much of the UK have been grounded for a second day as Gitane cigarette ash and second-hand smoke drifts across Europe, posing a potential threat to aircraft and more importantly, British tourism. Air traffic control body GNats said...
Due to one rather untimely volcanic eruption in Iceland, and with what may now also be an extended grounding for air travel into and out of the UK, those wishing to travel where neither tires nor trains go, has become just a little problematic. B...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
