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Funny story: 'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

'Cat confession' man not guilty; cats Twinkie and Pudsey charged with perjury, conspiracy

A 92-year-old man who confessed to his cats has been cleared of murder.

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Funny story: Murder suspect, age 48, to be tried as a juvenile

Murder suspect, age 48, to be tried as a juvenile

It has long been common in the U.S. criminal law system for people well below the age of 18 to be charged as adults, even though they're not. Why? "Because we feel like it!" explains former prosecutor and FOX TV legal expert Michael Nif...

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Funny story: American Lawyers

American Lawyers

The following questions by lawyers were taken from actual court documents in America:...

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Funny story: Saudi Murder Victim To Be Executed

Saudi Murder Victim To Be Executed

RIYADH - A 40-year-old Saudi businessman has been sentenced to death by the Saudi General Court after heinously refusing to prevent his own murder.

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Funny story: Court Semi-Circular, with Victor Buffe-Orpington

Court Semi-Circular, with Victor Buffe-Orpington

BUCKINGHAM PALACE February 4th...

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Funny story: Courtroom Drama As Judge's Wig Falls Off

Courtroom Drama As Judge's Wig Falls Off

There was exciting real-life courtroom drama at the Old Bailey today as one of Britain's most senior judges became the laughing stock of the gallery in Court 4 when his wig fell off.

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Funny story: Plain English

Plain English

A newly-qualified lawyer found work in the Fines Enforcement office of a Magistrates' Court.

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Funny story: Dr X libel case continues

Dr X libel case continues

The court case between a man, who we can only name as Dr X for legal reasons, and Mr Aksh Onman has continued without any progress this week.

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Funny story: Sausage Attack Mother Calls For Sterner Punishment For Her Wayward Son

Sausage Attack Mother Calls For Sterner Punishment For Her Wayward Son

A boy in Manchester who assaulted an old man with a sausage has come in for some scathing criticism from the most unlikely source - his mum.

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Funny story: Hop on the bus, Gus!

Hop on the bus, Gus!

A man, posing as a tourist, approached the bright yellow chicken, standing outside the court in RAINSVILLE, Ohio, holding up the sign "No Chicken Ranch in RAINSVILLE!"...

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Funny story: Community service may be completed in Iraq

Community service may be completed in Iraq

Judges have been given the go ahead to give defendents receiving more than 100 hours of community service the option of being shipped to Iraq to complete their sentence. Other charges and fines may also be dropped or greatly reduced.

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Funny story: Court Charges Britney Spears

Court Charges Britney Spears

A court in Orlando today charged Britney Spears today with engaging in deceptive consumer practices in violation of Florida's General Business Law. The charges arise out of Spears' alleged lip-synching at the House of Blues club.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Late For Court Date for Probation Violations

Paris Hilton Late For Court Date for Probation Violations

Paris Hilton arrived late for a Los Angeles court date today, but claimed that keeping the judge and attorney's waiting was not her fault. "Have you seen the new shoes at Gucci? I mean, they expect me to be in some courtroom when they are...

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Funny story: If I Did It - OJ Simpson

If I Did It - OJ Simpson

With recent Court clearance, Fred Goldman has decided to purchase the rights to and publish the shocking confessional; "If I Did It," by OJ Simpson. Here's a peek...

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Funny story: US Supremes Want to Wait on Gitmo Torture

US Supremes Want to Wait on Gitmo Torture

US Supremes think the torture at Gitmo should continue for a while longer as they contemplate the cases of people detained without charges, hearings or human riights for years on end. One of the more theatrical and moving moments in the hearing before the high court was a Drag Queen Quartet of Muslim Gitmo prisoners dressed a s the Supremes singing, "Come, See About Me!":...

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Funny story: Should serial killers and rapists die at the hands of a vigilante?

Should serial killers and rapists die at the hands of a vigilante?

There was man named Gill Bates. His son, Gill Jr. was adoptive late bloomer used to getting his way even at the expense of others' human rights. This fool was also addicted to sex and violent pronographhy and refused to obey multiple court orders to seek psychiatric help. To make matters worse, this sick bastard was so good at being a hardened that even his family, friends, and colleagues knew...

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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney Says They're All Out To Get Her

Heather Mills McCartney Says They're All Out To Get Her

Geordie strumpet and porno star, Heather Mills McCartney, has said in a BBC interview that there are mighty forces ranged against her and that everybody's out to get her.

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