New Yawk, NY-- The major network executives are feeling the pinch of the credit crunch and are taking drastic measures to cut expenses. All three news anchors at CBS, NBC and ABC have been fired. There jobs have been outsourced to India, and the ne...
Former England rugby captain Will Carling has today blasted the comings and goings on the current crop of game shows. "The judging and comments by the so-called experts show they are out of touch with reality. I bet they wear blazers and live in Twic...
All the celebrities from the ITV show I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here have quit. After being transported to the other side of the planet and deposited into a tropical rain forest the celebrities complained about conditions. "We didn't expect i...
Peter Mandelson, the MP who resigned from the government not once, but twice, over accusations that he was 'as bent as a nine-bob note', is to become the latest gay person to host a new BBC show which will cater for those with a tendency to bum men,...
Extremely annoying TV Pitchman Billy Mays was caught up in a prank last night. Two area boys, 16-year-old Terry Little and his friend Jason Large, 28 jumped the loud-mouthed adman as he left the St. Petersburg, Florida, headquarters of the Home Shop...
Pope Benedict has been banned from appearing on an Italian television game show due to fears that he might use his 'papal infallibility' to beat all the other contestants. The pontiff - whose chosen subject was to be 'altar boys of the late 20th C...
In the wake of the Brand/Woss scandal the BBC has taken a bold decision to theme all new output on the successful "Strictly" format and have started with Strictly the News. The winning format involves a panel of over the top and previously unhea...
As the Credit Crunch really begins to bite consumers hard, Channel 4 launches its newest and hardest-hitting property show yet next month entitled Repossession, Repossession, Repossession. The show's focus is self-explanatory: as a result of the c...
The BBC's flagship Friday evening Jonathan Ross show, Friday Night with Jonathan Ross has been cancelled due to the star's three-month suspension without pay, and has now been replaced with the new Friday Night With Roy 'Chubby' Brown. Ross was in...
Disgraced so called comedian and serial womaniser Russell Brand,who resigned from the BBC today in absolute disgrace has been offered a deal by a UK home shopping channel, according to our man on the inside, publicist Max Impact. Brand, who became...
With the new Fall TV season under way, here are a few shows you may have missed so far. "The Dentalist" (NBC)- A doctor of dental surgery solves crimes through a combination of deduction, tooth record analysis and flossing. "Flav and Dave" (UPN)- Flavor Flav and David Hasselhoff are unlikely roommates. Listen for the new catchphrase "What time is it? Time for cake!" "So You Think You Can...
LONDON. In a startling press conference today British Prime Minister Gordon McScottish announced plans to force UK tea drinkers to re-use tea bags in a bid to realign the UK's balance of payments index (etc and tosh and nonsense). The plans are de...
Producers have strongly denied that the latest feature to appear on the popular motoring show "Top Gear" will be harmful to the environment. Previous features on the programme have included a dog vs car race across the unblemished and pure wastes...
Royal Princes William and Harry are in the media again, not for hitting a journalist or for any more deaths in their family, but because they've been given their very own television show. The slapstick show, provisionally titled Windsors!, will se...
Neasden - Arthur Pewty, alleged hard-man and Neasden mob boss was tonight detained by MI6 officers over the death of Liam in Coronation Street. As he was whisked away handcuffed in an unmarked fire engine by grim faced MI6 agents, Pewty declared:...
According to celebrity spiritualist medium Eddie Cosmos, the late Yootha Joyce, alcoholic star of TV sitcoms George And Mildred and Man About The House allegedly claimed that Neasden hard man and hard core gangsta Arthur Pewty groped her arse during...
Fictional TV "dad" Mr Drummond from Diff'rent Strokes was arrested last night for, 'stroking' kids, in all sorts of different and unsavoury ways. Mr 'D' is fictional dad to Kimberly, Willis and 5 inch funny boy 'Arnold'. A lawyer acting on beha...
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