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Funny story: A Dawkins Victory?

A Dawkins Victory?

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins took part in a debate with Cardinal George Pell in Sydney Australia, and by some accounts did an admiral job of out debating the cleric. Dawkins is famed for his outspoken views on reli...

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Funny story: Evolution riddle finally not solved exclusive!

Evolution riddle finally not solved exclusive!

The riddle of how our ancestors 'evolved' from moving on all fours to being bipedal has at last not been answered. A recent study, where 'evolution scientits' (not a spelling mistake)spent 14 months on holiday in Guinea, West Africa concluded that...

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Funny story: Evolution eggs - yawn, another 'Amazing' fossil discovery

Evolution eggs - yawn, another 'Amazing' fossil discovery

Another fossil discovery has been made, and true to form it is hailed as 'amazing'. The mesosaur egg was at first mistaken for dung when it was found in south america by Graciela PiƱeiro. It turned out that instead of being a turd, it was in...

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Funny story: Fossil record far from complete claims Earth science manager

Fossil record far from complete claims Earth science manager

The discovery of yet another new species has also unearthed a frank admission from Earth science manager at Jurrasic coast heritage park, Richard Edmonds. Apparently the fossil record is far from complete. This will no doubt surprise the evolution...

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Funny story: Evolution Takes GIANT Leap Forward: NY Cat Turns Vegan!

Evolution Takes GIANT Leap Forward: NY Cat Turns Vegan!

What if the law of the jungle were also the law of kindness, compassion, and love? Well, if East Village kitty Sammy Mesda has anything to do with it, one day it very well could be. Sammy, whose blackness, litheness, and sleekness can only call...

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Funny story: Sex-Addicted Apes Facing Extinction, Have Sex Every Few Minutes

Sex-Addicted Apes Facing Extinction, Have Sex Every Few Minutes

The Bonobo "Whoopee" Apes in the Democratic Republic of the Congo are becoming extinct even though they have sex every few minutes, even while they're eating. "It is an amazing fact", stated Penelope Swinger of one Bonobo Sanctuary in the central...

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Funny story: BBC dupes the public some more...

BBC dupes the public some more...

The Bogus Broadcasting Corporation, funded by the UK TV license payers have again been found to be faking more events for their so-called factual broadcasting. Top Gear, the programme not about cars but three chaps enjoying themselves at our expen...

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Funny story: Humans are evolving bigger noses

Humans are evolving bigger noses

A study of skulls across the past twenty-thousand years since modern humans emerged from Africa has revealed that human nosed and ears are getting bigger. "For most of human history," said Cambridge University evolutionary biologist, Eva Luton, "n...

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Funny story: Richard Dawkins in not absolutely certain about everything shocker!

Richard Dawkins in not absolutely certain about everything shocker!

Atheist fundamentalist, evolution crackpot and heir of the slave trade Richard Dawkins last night shocked many of his disciples as he admitted that he couldn't be certain that God does not exist. This is the first time on record where Dawkins has hin...

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Funny story: Richard Dawkins disbelieves his ancestors were slave traders!

Richard Dawkins disbelieves his ancestors were slave traders!

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is reeling from the shock revelation that his direct ancestors made their fortune from the slave trade. Having spent years criticising organised religion for its various failings, it co...

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Funny story: Richard Dawkins made a fool of by Creationists

Richard Dawkins made a fool of by Creationists

Fundamentalist atheist, Richard Dawkins, has been made to look like a fool in a radio broadcast debate with members from the Intelligent Design community. The IDers asked Dawkins to give the full title of Charles Darwin's Origin of the Species. It...

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Funny story: Richard Dawkins 'forgets' Darwins racist subtitle!

Richard Dawkins 'forgets' Darwins racist subtitle!

Evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins today embarrassed himself by conveniently 'forgetting' the racist full title to Charles Darwin epic work of fiction. Commonly known as 'The Origin of Species', it's full title is in fact 'On the Origin of Species...

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Funny story: Shove that in your hydrothermal vent!

Shove that in your hydrothermal vent!

Evolution buffs are today mourning the death of the fabled 'hydrothermal vent' theory for the origins of life. It was mused among eccentrics that somehow, life began in these mystical vents all by itself, millions of years ago. However, Professor...

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Funny story: More evolution miracles!

More evolution miracles!

Fans of stupid theories are celebrating again as the religion of evolution presents yet another miracle to behold. Loons posing as scientists claim to have discovered the oldest living thing on earth, some seagrass which they have the nerve to sug...

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Funny story: Sluts 'the key to world peace' say scientists

Sluts 'the key to world peace' say scientists

From gang warfare to cross words and even world wars, slutty women could eventually prevent all world conflicts, scientists have claimed. A review of psychological evidence by top, top researchers concludes that men are drawn to violence only when...

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Funny story: Science to be no longer taught in school - Dawkins in rapture!

Science to be no longer taught in school - Dawkins in rapture!

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins and his loopy crones are celebrating following a new ruling that will prevent any questioning of the religion of evolution to the poor children in our schools. The Department for indoct...

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Funny story: More evolution hocus pocus!

More evolution hocus pocus!

Fans of stupid theories are once again celebrating as the cult of 'evolution' spews up its latest discoveries, which as always defy actual science. 'Scientists', their description not mine, from Scotland are pleased to announce the discovery in Sc...

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