A recent scientific study to determine the age when the human brain starts to show a significant decline in it's reasoning powers has found that it's no later than forty. This is much earlier than was determined by a different team of scientists in 2...
Alcohol researchers have finally discovered that heavy drinking affects the brain. After 44 unsuccessful results, researchers at Carlsburg University recently came up with a winning study. They got 10,000 'initially reluctant' volunteers to consum...
Our brains start to deteriorate from as young as 45, according to a thingy - you know, a wossname - published yesterday... or was it the day before? Anyway, where was I? Oh yes... this thingy, in the online version of the British Medical Journal,...
People with mental health issues have a very unique need for a specific application for their condition. This is where the latest offering from Apple Core Labs comes in. "It's called iShrink," said App World! editor, Mac Buck. "And I have to ad...
Statistics from the Royal Freak Hospital published today show everybody 'except the Duke of Gloucester and his family' are on the chemical cosh after massive misbehaviour issues. And latest recruit to the Nazi tribe Kate Middleton is thought to be...
The definitive guide to what is a mental illness and what is normal behaviour is due for release at the end of the month. Previous additions to the tome have been ADHD and body dismorphia. "Until it is in the book," said the Handbook's editor,...
The World Health Organisation spokesman, Dr D.Seez, has revealed the new diseases identified in 2012 to date. Along with the symptoms, and those most at risk of contracting them. Named Disease: HAJ (Had-a-job) Syndrome Symptoms: Being made redundant through no fault of your own, suicidal feelings, lack of food, and the disappearance of respect. Most at Risk: The proletariat, anyone not relate...
"It turns out my grandfather was a riverboat gambler and a bootlegger," my wife said to me. She told me this with a smile on her face, and a bit of pride in her voice. It wasn't the first time I had heard tales of some people's ancestors that included things like grandpa was a pool hustler, card player, bootlegger, or even womanizer. Typically, these stories are usually told with a smile...
Experts predict that by the year 2099, eighty percent of the UK's population will suffer from agoraphobia. By then most shopping will be done on line and with unemployment forecast at 90 percent, people will have no reason to leave the house, resu...
It's official. New research carried out by Professor Donny Gall of the Irish institute for mind studies has shown vast differences between men and women. Using a newly developed high definition head scanner Professor Gall can, for the first time s...
Conservative MP Philip Davies has suggested disabled people should offer to be paid less than the minimum wage in order to give them a chance of getting jobs which would otherwise go to able bodied people. A sliding scale of disabilities has been...
Ophelia Payne, the caretaker of the NHS 'Upper Denture Insane Asylum', Nottinghamshire, has notified the local paper, 'The Daily Liar', that a third Nottingham man has been admitted for his own safety, suffering from Obsessive-compulsive personality...
The sister of the Duchess of Cambridge and sister-in-law of the Duke of Cambridge has just made a startling admission. Pippa Middleton admitted to a news reporter for the BBC that she is in fact afflicted with what is know as Internet Humor Site Foru...
The microphones Neil Lennon first used to announce his beliefs in a Celtic conspiracy are to be auctioned for charity. The whole of season 2011/11 has been punctuated by the Celtic manager's rants against the Scottish Football Association, journal...
The European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg today made a landmark judgement that finally recognised the plight of EAS sufferers. The ruling will also lead to a major review of European employment law. Employment Aversion Syndrome, or EAS, rem...
Former Test opener, cricket pundit and professional know-it-all Yorkshireman Geoffrey Boycott has caused further outrage with controversial comments on the sensitive issue of mental health. Only days after offending his audience with mockery of Michael Yardy, the English slow bowler who withdrew from the World Cup with depression, Boycott was on the attack again, an event rarely, if ever, witnes...
The newest Royal Wedding commemorative mug now has photos of Justin Bieber and Lady Gagger's photos on. Yes....LADY GAGGER! When will this madness end? Everyone and their mother-in-law are jumping on the bandwagon hoping to make a quick buck or...
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