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Funny story: Heartbroken Ashton Kutcher Spotted In McDonald's In Dorking Being Consoled By Carol Vorderman

Heartbroken Ashton Kutcher Spotted In McDonald's In Dorking Being Consoled By Carol Vorderman

Although breakdowns in relationships ought never to be taken lightly, there is some degree of jollity to be weaned from the experience of US TV star, Ashton Kutcher, who, according to sources 'will never learn.' Having wooed and won the target of...

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Funny story: The Shocking Reason Why Demi Moore Filed For Divorce From Ashton Kutcher

The Shocking Reason Why Demi Moore Filed For Divorce From Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - After six years of marriage Demi Moore has filed for divorce from her "Boy Toy" husband Ashton Kutcher. Moore, 49, spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and told him that she hated to file but that she really had no c...

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Funny story: Harry Out Of One Direction Spotted Out With Demi Moore In Dorking - Ashton Kutcher Furious

Harry Out Of One Direction Spotted Out With Demi Moore In Dorking - Ashton Kutcher Furious

US star Ashton Kutcher is apparently as mad as a suitcase full of fruit bats after reports streamed out of Dorking stating that his estranged wife, Demi Moore had been seen cosying up to Harry out of One Direction, over pints of beer in JD Wetherspoo...

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Funny story: Due to Twitter embarrassment, CBS to downsize to 'One and a Half Men'

Due to Twitter embarrassment, CBS to downsize to 'One and a Half Men'

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--Just when you thought their troubles were over, the producers of Two and a Half Men are once again ripping the hair out of their skulls due to a Tweet Ashton Kutcher made in support of recently fired Penn State coach Joe Paterno.

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Is So Upset About His Recent Way Out-of-Line Tweet That He Has Imposed A One Week Tweeting Ban on Himself

Ashton Kutcher Is So Upset About His Recent Way Out-of-Line Tweet That He Has Imposed A One Week Tweeting Ban on Himself

HOLLYWOOD - Ashton Kutcher says he now knows how people who put their big fat feet in their mouths like Gilbert Gottfried, Billy Bob Thornton, and Joaquin Phoenix, who are all currently in the Witless Protection Program feel. Kutcher, the roving b...

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Funny story: Who Was The Unidentified Erotic Blonde That Ashton Kutcher Was Allegedly Doing The Horizontal Hula With Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico?

Who Was The Unidentified Erotic Blonde That Ashton Kutcher Was Allegedly Doing The Horizontal Hula With Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico?

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The producers of Two and A Half Men are thrilled that the viewers have taken to Charlie Sheen's replacement Ashton Kutcher likes sardines to water. Kutcher who is extremely popular with not only the cast and crew but with...

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Funny story: The Curse of Two and A Half Men: Ashton Kutcher Has Turned Into Charlie Sheen

The Curse of Two and A Half Men: Ashton Kutcher Has Turned Into Charlie Sheen

MALIBU BEACH - Well for those people who do not believe in curses perhaps they need to only take a look at one Ashton Kutcher. Kutcher who replaced Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen on the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men seems to have actually taken...

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Funny story: Ashton's Arse is Toast after Gal Pal Gloats

Ashton's Arse is Toast after Gal Pal Gloats

What started out as a string of plausibly deniable accusations over an alcohol induced rendezvous between Ashton Kutcher and a young blonde from who-cares-where, has blossomed into a full bore media bonanza now that the youngster, Sara Leal has just...

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Funny story: Big Time Drama Hits The Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore Marriage

Big Time Drama Hits The Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore Marriage

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The hills are alive with the sound of shouting. Neighbors of one of the most popular May-December married couples in Tinsel Town, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, reported hearing some sounds that broke the serenity of the land of the...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Has Hot-Tub Tryst With 4 Nekid Ladies On Balcony Of Hard Rock Hotel To "Rid Them Of Demons"

Ashton Kutcher Has Hot-Tub Tryst With 4 Nekid Ladies On Balcony Of Hard Rock Hotel To "Rid Them Of Demons"

BILLINGSGATE POST - Rumors are running wild that Ashton Kutcher had a hot-tub tryst with four nekid ladies on the balcony of his Hard Rock Hotel suite, purportedly to rid them of conservative minded demons planted by nuns during their formative years...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Spotted Beach Romping With The Lustfully Provocative Sara Leal

Ashton Kutcher Spotted Beach Romping With The Lustfully Provocative Sara Leal

MALIBU BEACH - The word on the streets of Tinsel Town is that the six year marriage between Demi Moore and her boy toy Ashton Kutcher appears to be on the proverbial rocks. Kutcher, who is 15 years younger than his wife, has been known to have an...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Denies He's Leaving Demi Moore Because He Allegedly Caught Her Playing 'Touchy-Touchy' With Jada Pinkett-Smith

Ashton Kutcher Denies He's Leaving Demi Moore Because He Allegedly Caught Her Playing 'Touchy-Touchy' With Jada Pinkett-Smith

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Ashton Kutcher the new star of Two and A Half Men was asked about the rumor that his older wife (Demi Moore) and Will Smith's wife (Jada Pinkett-Smith) may have engaged in an innocent game of touchy-touchy or as it is more commonly...

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Funny story: Demi Moore's tweets hint at trouble, open to interpretation

Demi Moore's tweets hint at trouble, open to interpretation

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--Demi Moore has turned to Tweeting as her way of letting the public know, albeit indirectly, how she feels about Ashton Kutcher's recent infidelity. The Tweets, which Moore has released at random intervals and use quotes from wel...

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Funny story: Demi Moore To Appear On 'Two and A Half Men' As Ashton Kutcher's Mom

Demi Moore To Appear On 'Two and A Half Men' As Ashton Kutcher's Mom

HOLLYWOOD - Tinsel Town is the land where anything can happen and everything usually does. I mean who in the civilized world would ever have even remotely imagined that an actor (i.e. Charlie Sheen) would quit a super cush job on Two and A Half Me...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and His Erotically Sexy Ex-Wife Brooke Mueller Spent Three Days 'Vavavooming' Down In The Land of Olé!

Charlie Sheen and His Erotically Sexy Ex-Wife Brooke Mueller Spent Three Days 'Vavavooming' Down In The Land of Olé!

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Charlie Sheen may have lost his two goddesses but he more than made up for it with his ex-wife Brooke Mueller. The former happy couple looked happy again as Charlie whisked "Brooky" away to Cabo San Lucas to celebrate her...

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Funny story: CBS Replaces Charlie Sheen On 'Two and A Half Men' With Ashton Kutcher

CBS Replaces Charlie Sheen On 'Two and A Half Men' With Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD - The top executives at CBS are all as happy as woodpeckers in a Dutch wooden clog shoe factory. After meeting with actors Hugh Grant, John Stamos, Rob Lowe, and Jeremy Pivin the network and the creator, writer, and producer of Two and A...

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Funny story: Mila Kunis Talks About Her Erotically Sexy Side

Mila Kunis Talks About Her Erotically Sexy Side

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Mila Kunis who was born in the Ukraine recently spoke with a reporter for The Los Angeles Watchdog Witnesser at a local Broken Burgers Diner. She was asked by LA2W reporter Columbus Tiffbottom if the rumors about her having learne...

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