SANTA MARIA, California (AP) Judge Rodney Melville ruled today that pop star Michael Jackson would be confined to a large plastic shell "bubble" during his upcoming trial for charges of child molestation. Michael Jackson's lawyer, Thom...
Santa Maria, CA - As the sideshow of the century prepares to set up tent in southern California this week, the ringleader and Judge laid down the law. The sideshow in question would be none other than the trial of Mr. Michael Jackson.
Home Secretary Charles Clarke has announced that suspected foreign terrorists will no longer be detained in prison but instead are to be put under house arrest and watched as closely as Michael Jackson in a nursery.
The King Of Pop Michael Jackson has taken an unusual step in order to get away from the pressures of his legal matters, he has decided to join the biggest soccer team in the world Manchester United. Jackson will not only train with the clubs array of...
Democratic Presidential Candidate John Forbes Kerry has reportedly decided to alter his appearance before the November Presidential Elections in an effort to win over undecided voters.
Lawyers for superstar Michael Jackson have been foiled in their attempts to have evidence seized at the singer's ranch thrown out. Judge Rodney Melville said police had had probable cause when they swooped on Neverland. He was singularly impresse...
Michael Jackson today announced a new line, in his defence of allegations of child molestation. In a move that is sure to outrage religious zealots the world over, Jacko now claims that god had been giving him instructions from an early age. These or...
One of the UK's most celebrated specialist writers has had his life turned into a living hell because of his name - Michael Jackson.
NEW YORK - In an eleventh hour decision, Martha Stewart and Michael Jackson have fled the country for more forgiving shores and, according to a source in the French government, both are now official residents of France with no fears of extradi...
ENCINO (CA) - One day after scientists in Louisville, KY announced plans to perform the world's first full-face transplant, a spokesman for Michael Jackson says the embattled pop star is putting his famous mug on the block for a cool $12M.
Hollywood - Michael Jackson is quietly recovering after his latest outpatient plastic surgery procedure in which the embattled pop-star had his head enlarged to ten times the normal size to accommodate his ego.
Michael Jackson spent much of the week tweaking his legal team, his entourage and of course his appearance. The embattled pop star said his new "Extreme Patriotic Makeover" is intended to show solidarity with "my fans fighting in the bad and dangerou...
Michael Jackson tops the list in People Magazine's first annual "The 50 Ugliest People ". Jackson's numerous plastic surgeries and his private life, especially his private life with children has been a subject of a lot of public discussi...
The North American Man-Dog Love Association announced today that it is severing all ties with entertainer and dog-fancier, Michael Jackson. Association Kennel Master, Daniel ‘Spot' Dekker, speaking at a press conference held at a San Fernando Valley...
Omarosa has done it again. The Apprentice outcast will be joining Michael Jackson and Simon Cowell as judges on next season's American Idol and Simon isn't happy. Simon and Omarosa got into a feisty argument and your favorite writer KungFu Iceskat...
When New Jersey prosecutors seized a pair of Michael Jackson's underpants, along with some handwritten notes from Henry Vaccaro Sr.'s warehouse several weeks ago, no one realized at the time that they had confiscated unpublished song lyrics t...
When New Jersey prosecutors seized a pair of Michael Jackson's underpants, along with some handwritten notes from Henry Vaccaro Sr.'s warehouse several weeks ago, no one realized at the time that they had confiscated unpublished song lyrics to an as...
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