Saying the United States needs an immigration system "that serves the American economy and reflects the American dream," President Bush outlined a plan to revamp the nation's immigration laws.
Last night I woke up at about 3 a.m. My Stomach grumbled about how I never feed him and how I never ask him if HE's ready to go to bed.
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