Dearborn, Michigan--In a clever business come on designed to increase employment, gross income, automotive industry production and the potential for future car sales, General Motors, the Cadillac of the automotive industry, has generously proclaimed...
London and Washington---Tony Blair, glamorous and still upright Prime Minister of America's best ally across the Atlantic, The Brits, also known as the United Kingdom across what once was called the pond, has announced that he is tired of all...
WASHINGTON, DC (UPI)-President George W. Bush has established a "Homeland Youth Corps" to educate and indoctrinate America's children into loyally serving their country, and to make them more likely to accept a future military draft.
Los Angeles, CA - Much to the chagrin of no talent posers and US advertising and recording industry executives, it appears that the music buying public has finally wised up and is no longer interested in purchasing any merchandise that has anything t...
The White House is moving to approve President Bushes new policy to limit the reading level at which Americans recieve most of thier information. Due to his own inability to devour text as fast as 5th grader, and seeing how he is a upper level colleg...
In a surprising outcome, the "Don't Do Drugs" advirtisements that have hit America by storm in the past couple years are starting to affect it. The alcohol sales in the past quarter have almost doubled, which seems to point to the anti-...
Porridge surfing, once the craze of the late 20's and 30's in Canada and mid-Western America, has started to make a modest comeback.
United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and CIA Director Porter Goss both appeared in front of various Congressional Committees yesterday to warn America that Administration policies over the last four years have made the chances that the...
LOS ANGELES - Agents of the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) had a surprise for first twins Jenna and Barbara Bush at the 47th annual Grammy Award show last night. As the girls were chatting backstage with U2's Bono, they were approac...
BLUE BELL, Penn. - President Bush announced yesterday that he plans to ask Congress to establish the Bet on America lottery, a first-of-its-kind national lottery that "will fix social security for good." Citing a Fox News survey in which one out of t...
In an outcry to all that is right and good in America, the patriots will be shipped to Iraq right in time for the Super Bowl, being replaced by the Guantanamo Bay enemy combatants. The patriots are being sent to Iraq on orders to teach the Iraqi...
George W. Bush, speaking at California's Camp Pendleton, asked Americans to "Support our Troops". In a speech to the assembled soldiers Mr. Bush said, "Americans need to give our troops the support they need. We in the government would like to suppor...
The National Hockey League owners, who have locked out the players since September 15, threatening the first-ever entire cancellation of a professional sports season in North America, have rejected the players' latest compromise offer, and announced...
After Senator John Kerry's slim defeat in the U.S. elections yesterday, Governors of the states of Massachusets, Maine, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Rhode Island and New Hampshire met in secret session last night (Wednesday) and this morning announced that they were declaring unilateral independence from the United States of America. Their spokeswoman issued a short press release as follows: "...
Strongly Defends Record: "I'm Surrounded by Fools and Incompetence!"...
Washington, DC--Secret documents unearthed from inside one of George Bush's cowboy boots confirm that if re-elected, the Bush-Cheney Administration will create two de facto Americas within the United States of America.
Now in a "secure, undisclosed location", a former aide to Vice President Cheney disclosed a shocking plot to take over the Presidency of the United States of America.
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