After long years of research, and one too many beers, the researches at Fartinston Labs finally have answered the question. Which sport hits harder Rugby or American Football. The answer is mixed but comes as this, more damage is done to a rugby pl...
Soon to be former 49er Quarterback Alex Smith is planning on retiring from the NFL to follow his true love, Broadway.
In an attempt to keep the clean cut image of the earlier decades of the NF, league officials are preparing to rule on an anti-hippie rule in the NFL. Many players such as well known hippie Troy Polamalu of the Steelers feel this rule would be agai...
Although Cedrick Wilson has been released from the Steelers for punching his girlfriend, the NFL brain-trust is hard at work to keep all of that talent hard at work.
Grizzled Green Bay quarterback Brett Favre officially announced his retirement from the sport at a press conference a few days ago, but his speech was overshadowed by the discomfiting sight of a grown man expressing emotion and blubbering like a litt...
Just one day after announcing his retirement, the NFL's all-time touchdown, completion, and interception leader has announced that he is coming out of retirement.
Washington D.C. -- Sen. Arlen Specter (R-PA) announced today that he will hold hearings to investigate alleged cheating by an owner in the Greater Mid-West Fantasy Football League.
GLENDALE, AZ. Apparently Bill Belichick couldn't handle the heat, so he had to get out of the kitchen.
The New York Giants, fresh off winning the Super Bowl in American football, now get to prepare for an unusual entry in a special World Cup soccer event scheduled for the summer of 2008. FIFA, which governs the soccer world, announced a deal with the...
The New England Patriots, attempting to be the first NFL team to go 19-0, will have the final penalty in their "Spy Gate" saga handed down in the Super Bowl. After all of the fines and other restrictions they have received this year, this...
The New York Giants will meet the undefeated New England Patriots on February 3rd in the Super Bowl, the championship of NFL Football. The Giants are a huge underdog, having barely made the playoffs as a wild card team. They do, however, have a sec...
President Bush today revealed his plan to balance the budget by betting on the New England Patriots in this year's Super Bowl. The Patriots are a 13 and a half point favorite over the New York Giants.
In the recent NFC championship game, the Pack gets fudge packed by the NY Giants.
GREEN BAY -- A study released today by the University of Wisconsin-Stout's Department of Sports Psychology shows that the "cheesehead" hats, worn most notably by Green Bay Packer fans are "not primarily, as previously thought, an e...
Miami, Florida (IP) - Years ago there was a show about a smart Dolphin on television called "Flipper". Flipper was a cute mammal which could perform numerous tricks and on almost every episode he managed to save someone's life.
First, they hired former Dallas Cowboy coach Bill Parcells. He hired Jeff Ireland away from Da Boys to be the General Manager. Ireland then hired former Cowboy Assistant David Lee as the quarterbacks coach and Brian Gaine as Assistant Director of P...
South Bend, IN - In an unprecedented move, the NCAA has awarded the Notre Dame Fighting Irish one additional loss to their 2007 season.
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