WASILLA, Alaska - The former 'first dude' of the frozen state of Alaska Todd Palin has just announced that he is resigning his job as oil truck driver for the Dark Black Oil Company of Anchorage. Palin, who was making $14.21 an hour also helped ou...
WASILLA, Alaska - After listening to dozens and dozens of rumors floating around saying that he and his wife, ex-Governor Sarah Palin are getting a divorce, Todd Palin has decided to present his side of the story. First of all he said that his wif...
Bristol Palin, the 18 year old daughter of Alaska governor Sara Palin, said during an interview this morning that she hopes all teenage girls get to become pregnant because "being a mommy is just so awesome!" Bristol was the talk of the campaign c...
Nome, Alaska - While training for next year's Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race, legally blind musher Rocky Zorass mistakenly took a wrong turn and drove his team of dogs into the snowmobile of former future vice-presidential spouse hopeful, Todd Palin.
Governor Sarah Palin told reporters in Alaska that the only thing that she really ever asked for during her GOP campaigning was a Diet Dr. Pepper... [THE DIET DR. PEPPER SOFT DRINK COMMERCIAL BEGINS WITH GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN AND HER HUSBAND TODD,...
WASILLA, Alaska - A visibly upset Todd Palin told a reporter for The Juneau Morning Snowfall Dispatch, Edna de Colorado, that he did not appreciate the way his wife was treated in her interview with ABC's Charlie Gibson. Palin, Alaska's 'First Dude' stated, "Sarah and I invited the man into our home, Sarah prepared him a delicious salmon salad with polar bear tonsil-flavored croutons topped of...
Alaskan Ethics Investigator, Branchflower told the Palins to bend over and crack a smile in imitation of the Repub icon Joe the tax fraud, unlicensed plumber. Branchflower, a name Conan Doyle could not have invented, gloved up and did a GI explorator...
Iditarod, Alaska - Oblivious to the impending avalanche predicted for November 4th, John McCain trudged on through the drifts of his campaign today. Delirious and frost-bitten, McCain rambled, "I love being the underdog. You know, every time that I'v...
Most people find it hard to take a person named Todd seriously, especially when they tell you they are an enforcer. Sarah Palin's snowshoe rental magnate hubbie, Todd found it no different. That was until he broke his first two kneecaps (on the same tax withholding old lady). Soon respect flowed freely as the Govhubbie lobbied for his wife's programs and policies with guns, knives and a ha...
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