Boffins in charge of the English language have been told to go back to school in a row over their choice of Word of the Year for 2011. 'Squeezed middle' was chosen ahead of "Arab spring' and 'phone hacking' for the accolade by Oxford Dictionaries.
The recent speech by Labour Party Leader, Ed Miliband, has caused furore, outrage, annoyance and even amusement amongst some supporters. Filled with words, sentences and on occasions, full paragraphs, the speech went on for almost an hour about lo...
In a surprising turn of events, Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad has appeared with British Prime Minister David Cameron in a joint press conference in the Syrian capital Damascus. Mr Al-Assad, who has been criticised for his violent suppression of...
A UK Member of Parliament, a boy sent out to do a man's job, ended up a screaming, bullying, finger pointing fool on BBC Newsnight. Discussing the phone hacking scandal, that he described as "a little local difficulty", the MP, who we can call Kno...
Today Ed Miliband accused PM David Cameron of shamelessly accepting money to advertise the release of The Beatles back catalogue on iTunes. Miliband claims that a recent speech Cameron made to party members contained multiple references to Beatle songs. Below are a few edited highlights of that very speech. Some people said the conservative party was finished and that either I'm a loser, or...
Hot on the news that David Cameron is to release his own range of biscuits: David Cameroons, other politicians are to jump on the bandwagon and release their own ranges of biscuits. All politicians love a good bandwagon to jump on. "Eric Pickles i...
A recent nation wide survey has produced worrying results for Ed Milliband and the Labour Party. An Ipsos Mori poll commissioned amongst Labour voters has revealed that the party is an even worse state than previously feared. 55% of those polle...
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is causing a stir in the supernatural world by being the first centre of learning to charge the full £9,000 tuition fees to its students. Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, told the press, "We're simply puttin...
Geeky Labour leader Ed Miliband is set to marry in May. However, he has not asked brother David to be his best man and is not having one at all. Cynical political journalists are saying the wedding is just 'a stunt' to please any old 'fuddy duddi...
At a union-organised rally against government spending cuts, the Labour leader of the opposition Ed Miliband explained how his party would have handled the financial crisis. He said, "This government must not go ahead with these spending cuts. If...
David Cameron has launched a sneaky counter-attack on Ed Miliband. The attack comes just days after Ed Miliband launched his attack on the door of number 10. The original attack happened on Wednesday when Ed Miliband decided to embark on a light...
Ed Miliband has tonight been questioned by police after he was found to be in possession of a suspicious pot of Red Paint. The paint is believed to be of a particular shade of red that was found at the scene of a very serious crime. That cr...
It's not a good time to be a Lib-Dem at the moment. The humiliating bi-election defeat, and the embarrassing reversal on tuition fees, have all served to weaken the party's position in the polls. As if this wasn't bad enough, further humiliation was...
London, England: During the run up to the 1997 elections and after the few tedious years of Grey man John Major, many citizens of the United Kingdom were in a vulnerable enough state to want change in their Country. bLIAR looked fresh and somewha...
He landed the job a few weeks ago. Office clerk, it said in the advert. He was enjoying the atmosphere, and the people were nice. Far better than the packing job he had before. And he always got a bit extra off for his dinner hour, well that's how he saw it, anyway, because they sent him out for the sandwiches. It was a nice warm day, so he decided to take the longer route, through the pa...
Previous chapters: Chapter 1 The trees in Hyde Park rustled gently in the breeze. It was a warm mid afternoon, and unusually there was not a hint of bird song in the air. No cars whizzing by. No horns, or general hum-drum from people passing by. If you were stood in that park at that very moment, and believe me, you wouldn't want to have been, all you would of heard was the buzzing of fl...
Shards of sunlight pierced the make shift wooden shutters like long fingers, slowly moving, searching, sensing. Ed sat on the floor, his cheek pressed against the cold wall. Chunks of plaster missing in huge divets, a sign of the previous nights battle. As the beads of sweat formed on his brow he realised how hot it was in the city today. What day was it, he thought. What time? Date? Who kno...
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