In a stunning rebuke to conventional penis thinking, The American House Of Medicine has issued a report on men's urinating.
Not Duff, she's alright, the other one - Clinton. The wife of former president William Clinton is presently on the rampage across the US in pursuit of becoming the first female Commander in Chief. Fair play to her I say but American voters should really consider basically telling her to piss off for the following reasons.
Scientists in Alabama, Sunderland, have announced that a three year research programme has revealed the the levels of Urine produced by the average UK male has increased by 34.5% and is up by 19.5% in UK Females.
New research by scientists in Holland has discovered the reason why many elderly women smell of urine.
The news has been a bit pants recently and stories worthy of taking the piss out of are a bit thin on the ground.
I was alerted to this full-page ad for a summer festival in the latest issue of Guns & Ammo.
"They're no longer necessary"...
"There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza. There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole." "Then fix it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry. Then fix it, dear Henry. Dear Henry, fix it."...
(Hollywood, CA) A long anticipated reunion movie of the popular television series The Golden Girls was halted when all four stars of the show found it difficult to get through shooting without soiling themselves.
Kevin McGregor has become local hero overnight, by saving the life of his nemesis by pissing on him while he was on fire.
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