HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--Michele Bachmann followed in Obama's footsteps by putting her foot in her mouth on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." When Leno pressed Bachmann on the topic regarding the HPV vaccine, Bachmann conceded, "Well, I wasn't speaking...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama, the nation's First Lady, or First Mama, as her husband President Barack Obama calls her, is extremely upset at what she is calling unfounded findings regarding alleged allegations about a so-called illegal gift whic...
Miami, Florida - Overthrown last month in a corporate food fight, the Burger King has vowed to regain his kingdom - the home of the Whopper - by becoming President of the United States. "I have been deposed by a pack of jackals and knaves," the ki...
Simi Valley, California - The West Coast installment of the Republican presidential debates will open with an elaborate Hollywood musical production number, featuring all eight candidates. The unusual format was developed by NBC News, which is air...
CIMARRON, Kansas - Michele Bachmann's Hairspray Over America Bus Tour brought her to Cimarron, Kansas, home of the largest Wheat Penny Museum in the entire world. She quipped to the 13 people in the audience that if one really gave out a penny for...
New York City - The nation is sleeping through the wrong American Dream, and needs only to wake up to avoid the nightmarish problems it is facing. "If you don't think you're dreaming, examine the evidence that proves otherwise," said Kilgore Trout...
Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman camps have agreed to terms for an old fashioned Catfight, to settle recent disharmony. "I know in Alaska we'd just duke it out and get it over with," said Sarah, "Its what having freedom and democracy is all about.
WAHOO, Nebraska - Michele Bachmann had just finished talking to a group of about 29 people at the Happy-Go-Lucky Corncob Trailer Park in the Nebraska town of Wahoo, when she was approached by a reporter for The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette. Coqu...
Michele Bachmann has done it again. Hot on the heels of her claim that hurricane Irene was God's message to America, the controversial congresswoman has received a second revelation that the recent eruptions of Mt. Etna in Italy are a sign of God's w...
Fans of the 2008 World Cup will remember the stunning track record of Paul the Octopus, who predicted 8/8 World Cup final results by selecting mussels out of one of two boxes. Shortly after his predictive victory Paul was declared dead and his remain...
In a surprise move Michele Bachmann organized an intervention to try to "pray the Mormon out" of presidential candidate Mitt Romney. "God ordered me to do it", stated Bachmann. "He unexpectedly called me to watch an episode of South Park in my hot...
Dr. Marcus Bachmann, president and owner of Bachmann & Associates, has announced a new therapy for assisting men in "curing their homosexuality". Bachmann's controversial clinic has attracted attention for its claims to cure gay men by means o...
Heaven--God isn't laughing about Michele Bachmann's joke about Him sending natural disasters to reign in government spending. God plans on punishing Michele Bachmann by making her appear crazy, and He also plans on sending her to the back of the...
New York -- Almost a quarter of the American population has shifted its views on the existence of hurricanes, according to a Harris poll conducted in the aftermath of hurricane Irene. The 24% rise brings the total of "hurricane believers" to ove...
Washington--Michele Bachmann came clean on the Migraine issues that caused a few pundits, people at Fair and Balanced News, to question her abilities as president. "The Migraines aren't real. I started faking Migraines back in 1989, when I was wo...
YUMA, Arizona - GOP political pundit Ann Coulter was in Yuma speaking before a gathering of The Elderly GOPettes For a United Country (EGFUC). She talked about the fact that she really wasn't quite sure yet which of the two female candidates she d...
You can expect in the coming weeks to see a very special episode of Jeopardy. Sony Pictures has signed on the three presidential hopefuls for a unique episode of Jeopardy. Some of the changes expected in this episode are all winnings will go to each candidates election campaign; usually in a celebrity Jeopardy the winnings go to a charity of the contestants choice, the producers decided that i...
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