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Funny story: Amazon Announces Kindle Fire Tablet; Older Kindles Furious

Amazon Announces Kindle Fire Tablet; Older Kindles Furious

At Amazon's Wednesday morning press conference in New York City, it wasn't only the long-awaited tablet computer (the Kindle Fire) that was introduced. It was also THREE other new Kindles. Amazon had also brought along some earlier Kindles (fir...

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Funny story: Underground river discovered under the Thames

Underground river discovered under the Thames

London - Sports enthusiast reckon it's set to become the most popular subterranean whitewater freestyle kayaking/waterboarding site in all of Europe amid confirmation it dwarfs its surface counterpart from Boulters Lock at Maidenhead to Devil's Islan...

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Funny story: Endangered Amazonian Tree Frog Colony Found In Burnley Park

Endangered Amazonian Tree Frog Colony Found In Burnley Park

Concerned zoologists had a good reason to be cheerful today, following the discovery of a sizable community of Amazonian tree frogs in Scott Park, in Burnley, Lancashire. The community of thorn-spitting yellow-backed Uppenattem frogs came to the a...

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Funny story: Mystery Amazon Tribesman - "Bugger Off. We're Not Lost, We're Hiding."

Mystery Amazon Tribesman - "Bugger Off. We're Not Lost, We're Hiding."

The discovery of another "lost" Amazonian tribe in dense rainforest, close to the Peruvian border, may have excited the world's scientific and archaeological communities, but according to reports, the tribesmen are none too pleased. It seems that...

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Funny story: Amazon Jungle Tribe Has No Concept Of Time

Amazon Jungle Tribe Has No Concept Of Time

Researchers have reported that the Amondawa tribe, who were first discovered in the depths of the Amazon rainforest in 1986, have no notion of time as an abstract concept. Chris Sinha, Professor of Psychology of Language at the University of Ports...

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Funny story: Amazon tribe has no word for "cock"

Amazon tribe has no word for "cock"

Scientists have discovered a remote tribe in the Brazilian rainforest who have no word to describe the male genitalia. The Dingaling tribe were only discovered in the 1970s and Brazilian linguists have been living amongst them for the last few years...

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Funny story: Amazon Drops Links for WikiLeaks; Free Speech Just Got Expensive

Amazon Drops Links for WikiLeaks; Free Speech Just Got Expensive

Not a bad way to kick off a business really, obtain a controversial commodity, even if that commodity embarrasses some world leaders, puts covert operatives lives in danger and damages state relationships, then make it available through paid links fr...

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Funny story: Kindles Feud with Amazon Over Lending-of-Books Feature

Kindles Feud with Amazon Over Lending-of-Books Feature

Kindles, Amazon's electronic readers, are in a snit. They are appalled that Amazon has announced, ". . . later this year, we will be introducing lending for Kindle, a new feature that lets you loan your Kindle books to other Kindle device or Kindle...

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Funny story: Lighter, Faster Kindle Introduced, Older Kindles Sad

Lighter, Faster Kindle Introduced, Older Kindles Sad

There were cheers and jeers when Amazon introduced a new Kindle on Wednesday. The jeers came from the older model (Kindle2) electronic readers; they feel that they may now be put out to pasture. Many of the older Kindles were too upset to talk...

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Funny story: eBooks Outsell Hardback Books, Amazon Kindles Celebrate

eBooks Outsell Hardback Books, Amazon Kindles Celebrate

Kindles were ecstatic this week when they read in The New York Times that Amazon had announced that, " . . . for the last three months, sales of books for its e-reader, the Kindle, outnumbered sales of hardcover books." To celebrate, Kindles stop...

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Funny story: Kindles Shop for Father's Day for Daddy, Jeff Bezos

Kindles Shop for Father's Day for Daddy, Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos, Amazon's founder and CEO, is a lucky man. Father of Amazon's Kindle (regarded by many as the world's foremost electronic reader), he'll be getting lots of presents from his "kids" on June 20. A group of Kindles was spotted Saturday in...

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Funny story: Amazon: Deleted Book Never Existed

Amazon: Deleted Book Never Existed

WASHINGTON - In an embarassing gaffe where Amazon is alleged to have deleted books from consumers' Kindle devices, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos maintains that not only was the book not deleted, it 'never existed to begin with.' The book, a so-called 1984...

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Funny story: Amazon denies ban of gay and lesbian books

Amazon denies ban of gay and lesbian books

Amazon has denied banning gay and lesbian books from its searches and best-seller lists. The on-line retailer has issued a statement saying that the removal of these books, along with thousands of others designated as 'Adult' by Amazon, was a mistak...

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Funny story: Brobama To Buy The Amazon Rain Forest

Brobama To Buy The Amazon Rain Forest

LAREDO, Texas - President Barack Obama visited the border city of Laredo, Texas and told a crowd of over 50,000 that had assembled on Fulano De Tal's 100,000 acre John Doe Ranch that he understands their concern, worry, and apprehension regarding the...

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Funny story: Ron Paul's New Book Number One on Amazon

Ron Paul's New Book Number One on Amazon

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Ron Paul's Republican presidential campaign has set campaign fundraising records and captured more delegates during his presidential run than some of his high-profile Republican rivals, and now his new book is tops on A...

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Funny story: Amazonian Tribe fluent in Cockney Rhyming Slang

Amazonian Tribe fluent in Cockney Rhyming Slang

Scientists and Anhropologists the world over were last night stuned to hear of a previously unheard of Amazonian tribe who were fluent in Cockeny Rhyming Slang, the sublanguage prevalent in London's "east end".

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