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Funny story: USDA Debunks Mad Cow Myths

USDA Debunks Mad Cow Myths

The discovery of mad cow disease in Washington state has had predictable results. Since the U.S. Department of Agriculture's December 23 announcement of the discovery of an infected cow, more than two dozen countries have banned U.S. beef import...

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Funny story: Animal Madness Erupts Nationwide

Animal Madness Erupts Nationwide

In the wake of news that mad cow disease has been discovered in Washington state, reports are appearing all over the United States of other disturbing conditions among domesticated animals.

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Funny story: Bush To Eliminate Seperation of Church and State, Claims to Be "Divine"

Bush To Eliminate Seperation of Church and State, Claims to Be "Divine"

Washington DC: Speaking from the White House Press Room, President Bush announced today that the US will do away with the notion of Church and State.

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Funny story: Bush Expected to Admit to Affair With Turkey

Bush Expected to Admit to Affair With Turkey

Washington DC President George Bush will address the nation this evening and is expected to admit to an extra marital affair with a Turkey. An...

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Funny story: George W. Bush's Long, Lost Twin Found!

George W. Bush's Long, Lost Twin Found!

In Washington yesterday, President George W. Bush was reunited with his long, lost twin brother, Greg, William Baker (Bush). For years it had been a secret in the Bush family that George had a twin.

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Funny story: Government Seeks Idle Land Buyer

Government Seeks Idle Land Buyer

WASHINGTON, DC -- Up on capital hill this week, talks have subsided, and action is pending to release several hundred thousand square acres of land to the global public early next year. Provided that the residents of the northern United States do no...

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Funny story: Bush to Saddam: "You've been punk'd!"

Bush to Saddam: "You've been punk'd!"

WASHINGTON D.C.-In what was revealed yesterday as the biggest prank in the history of the world, President Bush made an announcement to former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein: "You've been punk'd, bitch!"...

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Funny story: 2004 Presidency to be Decided on "Survivor"

2004 Presidency to be Decided on "Survivor"

Washington, D.C. - In a move that turned the political world upside-down, Congress announced today that instead of having a traditional presidential election next November, candidates will compete on the popular reality game show "Survivor"...

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Funny story: No More Points for NFL

No More Points for NFL

Washington, D.C., July 10, 2003 -- In a stunning move National Football League commissioner Paul Tagliabue unveiled a new plan on Thursday to do away with the existing point-scoring system.

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