Sleazyjet, the well-known economy airline has taken a giant leap in cost-cutting. From now on, when you check in online, you will be asked if you wish to volunteer to fly the aircraft, act as cabin crew or baggage handler. In the event that ins...
Detroit, MI/ United Auto Workers Update - Government Motors, (GM), announced today a long term sales and marketing agreement with community action group ACORN to spearhead their innovative sales pitch to drive one of their cars free for 60 days, and...
Chicago,Il/ Real Estate Hard Times - According to Representatives from the Icelandic national bank, the value of President Obama's personal residence in now officially 'underwater', and they are calling the loan. Obama purchased the Georgian Styl...
David Cameron, Tory leader, today announced his plans to reduce the cost of the Commons. The main thrust of his proposals is to limit the number of MPs to 'about a dozen, certainly no more than fifteen'. In a speech to party activists he explained...
Consumers across the UK have today joyfully greeted a supermarket's decision to launch a new range of "Value" products. In these difficult financial times, pressure had been placed up the managing director to incorporate a new range of "Value" pro...
The Bank of England has today released further figures to support its clear contention that the UK economy is moving positively towards the roadmap for a blueprint within the overall template in the search for the merest hint of a suggestion by finan...
Yesterday Iceland, the troubled bank, have agreed to pay the money (lost last year) back to their investors. Iceland's CEO John T Icehole held a news conference. "We're very sorry for the distress we've caused the UK and the world", he said, "we a...
Soft Springs, Iowa/ Financial News - In a shocking move President Barack Obama ordered Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner and the Federal Deposit Insurance Company (FDIC) to move in and take control of the nation's faltering mattress manufacturing indus...
After the tremendous success of the "Cash For Clunkers" Program over the past month, representatives of Greenpeace and Spokesman Al Gore has requested that the government now follow up with an atmosphere clearing "Funds For Farts" Program. "All a...
The reeling UK Regulator today revealed the first in its big gun response to Tory criticism. Sir Grenville Mann-Gland spokes-person for the Regulator, speaking from the organisation's glistening HQ in East London, said today: "We have been under f...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The U.S. government noting that the "Cash for Clunkers" program and its "Cash for Cluckers" program were both very successful has proposed a new program called the "Cash for Stash" program. This innovative project which will pay...
The long lasting recession has caused in many a belief that money no longer has any value. "What good is it to waste my whole day getting ready for work, going to work, working, going home from work, then spending the rest of my night recoverin...
After recent announcements pertaining to a future "black hole" in pension funds the US/UK have reversed their smoking bans in public places, encouraging the whole world to follow suit and SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE and more f*****g SMOKE TILL YOU DROP! I...
A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered that has begun a feeding frenzy throughout the world. The horrifying part is that it haunts the least likely of places- your local bank! This vampire is a new one for the books- it feeds...
A leaked e-mail from inside investment bank Morgan Stanley that was sent to several news organizations Thursday night shed light on some of the strategies that Wall Street's A-list have for reclaiming their place as the engineers of capitalism when t...
Americas national debt has been underestimated and kept from the the ordinary people for some time says economics expert Stanley Gold. At a press conference yesterday in New York Mr Gold said "In my estimation the USA has debts of over 100 trilli...
It would appear that when it comes to saving money these days, many Americans are finding it increasingly hard to do. The government is so busy bailing out the corporations that they don't have time to help John Q. Public. Therefore, we've got to come up with a plan to help ourselves in these less than healthy economic times. Fortunately, Americans are very creative when it comes to solving pro...
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