TV Guideline Magazine has just released a list of ten television shows in America that were rejected for the 2011 season. TVGM senior writer Avalanche Bandicoot actually viewed each one of the ten pilots and she reported that the only one that she really and truly felt may have had a chance to go up against some of the half dozen CSI's and half dozen NCIS's was Guess That Smell starring Heidi M...
In an attempt to bring love and understanding to the middle east, a leading American programme producer is launching a TV dating show where Arabs and Jews can date each other. The show will be named; "You call this a date?" And will be hosted by R...
With 3D television already last year's news, electronics manufacturers have been hot to answer consumer demand for even higher tech in the home entertainment market. Enter four dimensional television or 4D, at this year's Consumer and Electronics Sh...
Following the TV recording in Parliament, we are shortly to be blessed with a new BBC weekly serial, depicting Members of Her Majesty's Government in Action. To be made in Brussels by Walt Disney and Imagine Films, it will have a weekly budget of £13. We can disclose here, the main characters and the actor who will play the part of the MP. David Cameron - Prime Minister To be played by:...
While NBC prepares for it's Spring and Summer programming schedule, a new, almost familiar but misleading title will join the lineup this Spring as a test for a spot in their regular Fall schedule. Hill Street Brews. Not your expected, overplayed...
(Published 2060) - LONDON - After 15,000 hours of audio and footage, and 1,900,000 pieces of writing, scientists have made a conclusion. The people of the Old Age had a pretty screwed up view of the future. "They expect world peace to have happened," said Dr. Emily Toyota Watts, "With all these transnational companies literally fighting over target markets? Right now it's the... ... Disney-M...
Outer Suburbia, Minnesota - While many people were heralding the arrival of 2011 with revelry and fireworks and kneeling before the Porcelain God, local resident Helena Handbasket stayed home and watched the entire four seasons of Black Adder, plus B...
Tribune Broadcasting and WGN, the television conglomerate who's cluttered up basic cable with such crap as New YORK'S WPIX-11, as well as the WB and the Food Network, has announced that they will be f--king up over-the-air broadcast TV with Antenna T...
BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - At a local PC World superstore Jack Smith was buying a 50-inch (127cm) Sony Bravia 3D just in time to beat the 1st Jan VAT rise in Britain. The VAT rise means that the price of the TV could rise from £600 (US$935) to £700 (US$1...
For most UK residents, Christmas has been a time to batten down the hatches and lock out the outside world for a few days whilst feasting on roast dinners, chocolates, and having the odd glass or two of whatever tickles the palate. But it's sad to...
London - (In M'Lady's Chamber Mess): Waves of nausea sweeping the UK this week have been sourced to a BBC festive potboiler. NHS sources initially blamed it on Swine Flu - a highly infectious virus created by the Tories when Mrs Thatcher last had...
With the 2010 Christmas television schedule having being described by a very astute, literary and respected critic as "total crap", the BBC today pulled off the biggest surprise of the year with its special comedy show shown straight after the Queen'...
So another season comes to a close on a cliff-hanger. All the Miami-Dade CSI's - except Lt Horatio Caine - were left incapacitated, lying on the lab floor. What on Earth could have happened? Do we really care? After all, they'll all no doubt be fine again at the end of the first episode of the next series after Lt Caine's determined investigation. This has been an odd season, which has se...
The UK's Golden Labrador population is barking mad over a change of direction in toilet roll advertising. And they claim 'ruff' treatment by the advertisers is putting young Labradors' futures in danger. For years, TV viewers have enjoyed the a...
Hollywood insiders today revealed to Skoob Entertainment News that popular 80's cop soap opera Hill Street Blues could be reborn, with staffers from TheSpoof.com playing the leading characters. Hollywood producer, Bernard Isotope, told SEN's Bufft...
Global megalomaniac Rupert Murdoch has unveiled a brand new age of television. First we had HD TV, then there was 3D TV and now Sky have brought us ADHD TV. ADHD TV has already been met with strong criticism by techno-geeks who are still getting...
A shocking episode of Coronation Street is to be screened over the next few nights and producers say it will be a show stopper. On Monday nights episode, viewers will see a tram. It will not crash into the cabin and no one will be hurt or killed.
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