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Funny story: The Sun claims Blair does not exist

The Sun claims Blair does not exist

In a startling claim in The Sun, Prime Minister Tony Blair 'does not exist'.

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Funny story: Bush/Blair Alliance Reaches New High

Bush/Blair Alliance Reaches New High

Royters: The friendly alliance between the US and UK leaders George Bush and Tony Blair, has reached a new high, say reports.

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Funny story: George Galloway disappears after Saddam's aides are executed

George Galloway disappears after Saddam's aides are executed

Respect MP, George Galloway has disappeared and thought to be in hiding today after news broke, that Iraq had executed two of Saddam's top aides and are to press the UK to extradite Galloway to be tried and hung for being one of the evil dictator...

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Funny story: Secret of Blair's Smile Revealed

Secret of Blair's Smile Revealed

Only months before his enforced resignation, Tony Blair's doctor has revealed the secret behind his seemingly permanent grin: opium.

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Funny story: Weapons Of Mass Production

Weapons Of Mass Production

As if British troops in Iraq didn't have enough to worry about, a new crisis emerged yesterday that could seriously undermine their safety, and that of Iraqi citizens.

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Funny story: Tony Blair Calls For Debate On Role of UK Forces

Tony Blair Calls For Debate On Role of UK Forces

Tony Blair made a keynote speech on Friday about the role of UK Forces in Iraq and Afghanistan. In a brave speech designed to confront his critics, he called for a national debate about the role of UK Forces abroad, and posed the question: "Shou...

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Funny story: Old Hag Starts 'Question Time' Bloodbath

Old Hag Starts 'Question Time' Bloodbath

DARTFORD: The studio of BBC's Question Time turned into a bloodbath last night after members of the audience rushed the stage in a bid to attack one of the panellists. Lord Chancellor Charles Falconer was the focus point for anger as he tried to...

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Funny story: "Troops Want To Come Home" Say Families

"Troops Want To Come Home" Say Families

Families of troops stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan say their war-weary sons and daughters want to return home. A group of them have written a letter to Prime Minister Tony Blair pleading with him to sort out the situations in those countries, and g...

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Funny story: Labour to remove burden of elderly care with compulsory euthanasia

Labour to remove burden of elderly care with compulsory euthanasia

In a shock statement today, Health Minister, Rosie Winterton disclosed that the government is to slash the financial burden of elderly care by making euthanasia compulsory at the age of 65.

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Funny story: As Naked Paris Hilton Holds Tongue, PM Blair Demands Native American Casino Proceeds: "I'm An American Indian, Jack."

As Naked Paris Hilton Holds Tongue, PM Blair Demands Native American Casino Proceeds: "I'm An American Indian, Jack."

JUAN DE BUTTOFUOCCO, WA -- British Prime Minister Tony Blair arrived on the Makaw Indian reservation today and claimed five percent of the proceeds from the lucrative "Good Times Roll" casino.

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Funny story: Blair vows to completely "Bugger" the NHS by 2008

Blair vows to completely "Bugger" the NHS by 2008

It was announced today that scientists working closely with the NHS have developed a hand held scanner that detects the super bug MRSA. The gadget, which has been in development for two years, is to be officially called the "Bugger".

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Funny story: Blair Jams His Blues Away

Blair Jams His Blues Away

A bootleg of Tony Blair's jam session with the Bee Gees during his Christmas freebie has appeared tonight on the Internet.

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Funny story: Plonkette.com - launch of the new Downing Street gossip blog

Plonkette.com - launch of the new Downing Street gossip blog

London - (Ass Mess): A new political gossip site dedicated to retro-engineering Downing Street disinformation releases was launched today by a breakaway faction of tabloid insiders Slags Anonymous under the inimicable internet banner of Plonkette.com...

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Funny story: Blair is bankrupt

Blair is bankrupt

Drowning Street - (Ass Mess): As officers from the Met's Serious & Organised Crime Squad prepare to swoop on No 10 Drowning Street tomorrow morning to grill the Prime Monster over selling Peerages to the IRA, a taskforce of bailiffs is poised to...

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Funny story: Blair: Saddam Who?

Blair: Saddam Who?

Tony Blair today denied the existence of anybody called Saddam Hussein. As what is seen as further moves to avoid commentary on the former dictator, Blair greeted reporters' questions with...

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Funny story: Brown Denies Sticker Sabotage

Brown Denies Sticker Sabotage

Gordon Brown has denied being responsible for placing a sticker on Tony Blair's back with the words "Tony tosser" on it.

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Funny story: Blair Responds to Tosser Verdict

Blair Responds to Tosser Verdict

Tony Blair returned early from his break to make a formal response to the findings of the Tosser Report.

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