WASHINGTON (TNN, FOX, PBS) A new Cabinet post is being recommended in an upcoming report from the 9/11 commission, and the idea is backed by many legislators. This new cabinet level position would oversee all U.S. spies, snoops, thugs, DEA...
Reading thru the 150 pages of de-classified FBI surveillance records of the Gay Activists Alliance, I have been able to learn who some of the major players were in the early gay rights movement. My research involved finding the earlier origins for the First National March on Washington in 1979. These efforts have been hampered by the absolute lack of historical records in some cases and the lack o...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an unprecedented move to secure a solid win in the November election, President Bush today announced blanket amnesty for all illegal immigrants in America regardless of their green card status, and he confided to reporter...
Washington D.C . (Rioters) - Presdident Bush is in the dog house again today following revelations that the Riggs Bank in Washington, where his uncle Jonathan Bush is Chairman, blatantly helped former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet to hide million...
Washington, DC - Public health experts and beltway spin doctors are trying to understand and explain why the gonorrhea rate among the nation's legislators, their staff and aides is over twelve-times the rate for the general population.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Now that the CIA has admitted it never really did its job, the agency will be selling to the public all of its properties in a giant yardsale on the White House lawn soon.
Washington, DC - A mistaken assumption that a microphone was off has landed President Bush in hot water with French President Jacques Chirac. The incident occurred while the President was recording a special message to be included in an upcoming epi...
Washington, DC - Vice Admiral James Bond Stockdale (ret.), Ross Perot's running mate during the 1992 Presidential election, today announced his plan to run as an independent Vice Presidential candidate. In an unusual step, Admiral Stockdale is runni...
Washington, DC - In a pathetic attempt to regain the public attention he has relished during his tenure, US Attorney General John Ashcroft has announced several new programs he hopes will catapult him once more into the limelight. These include less...
Washington, DC--Building upon his earlier phrase "upcoming erection" instead of "upcoming election" (see related Spoof story), George Bush has decided to speak of the "Untied"--rather than the "United"-- States...
WASHINGTON - Mortgage rates have come down. But experts say they will rise again.
Washington (July 8) --- This morning President Bush announced that he will be dropping out of this years presidential election.
(Washington, Rioters) - Former Enron Corp. Chairman and Chief Executive Kenneth Lay was today indicted for a total of 9 out of 11 counts of conspiracy to commit Freud, false and misleading statements, fraudulent transactional analyses, fleecing vu...
Washington DC - In response to a reporter's question on how John Edwards compares to Vice President Cheney, President Bush replied, "Dick Cheney could be president?" This remark drew a stunned silence from the assembled media and a quick, whispered...
Washington (July 7) --- Earlier this morning President Bush revealed his new project. Lucky I happened to be hiding, at the time, in the white houses' front gardens. I was one of the first to hear the news. He stood out on the front steps and in...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A spokesman for the CIA said today that the agency is ready to admit it knew nothing about anything, no less weapons of mass destruction and the possibility of a Sept. 11 attack on the U.S.
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a strange campaign happening, public support for a man named Kerry Edwards in the '04 Presidential race surfaced just moments after candidate John Kerry opened a rally in Pittsburgh.
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