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Funny story: Smart To Oversee All U.S. Intelligence Agencies.

Smart To Oversee All U.S. Intelligence Agencies.

WASHINGTON (TNN, FOX, PBS) A new Cabinet post is being recommended in an upcoming report from the 9/11 commission, and the idea is backed by many legislators. This new cabinet level position would oversee all U.S. spies, snoops, thugs, DEA...

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Funny story: De-Classified FBI Records; A Treasure Trove for Gay Historians

De-Classified FBI Records; A Treasure Trove for Gay Historians

Reading thru the 150 pages of de-classified FBI surveillance records of the Gay Activists Alliance, I have been able to learn who some of the major players were in the early gay rights movement. My research involved finding the earlier origins for the First National March on Washington in 1979. These efforts have been hampered by the absolute lack of historical records in some cases and the lack o...

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Funny story: George Bush grants amnesty to illegal immigrants, announces George Lopez as running mate

George Bush grants amnesty to illegal immigrants, announces George Lopez as running mate

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In an unprecedented move to secure a solid win in the November election, President Bush today announced blanket amnesty for all illegal immigrants in America regardless of their green card status, and he confided to reporter...

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Funny story: Bush Bank helped Pinochet stash Enron $$$$$$$$$s

Bush Bank helped Pinochet stash Enron $$$$$$$$$s

Washington D.C . (Rioters) - Presdident Bush is in the dog house again today following revelations that the Riggs Bank in Washington, where his uncle Jonathan Bush is Chairman, blatantly helped former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet to hide million...

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Funny story: Capitol Hill Named Nation's Clap Capital

Capitol Hill Named Nation's Clap Capital

Washington, DC - Public health experts and beltway spin doctors are trying to understand and explain why the gonorrhea rate among the nation's legislators, their staff and aides is over twelve-times the rate for the general population.

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Funny story: CIA yardsale, auction to help deficit

CIA yardsale, auction to help deficit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Now that the CIA has admitted it never really did its job, the agency will be selling to the public all of its properties in a giant yardsale on the White House lawn soon.

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Funny story: Bumbling Bush Frosts French

Bumbling Bush Frosts French

Washington, DC - A mistaken assumption that a microphone was off has landed President Bush in hot water with French President Jacques Chirac. The incident occurred while the President was recording a special message to be included in an upcoming epi...

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Funny story: Vice Admiral James Stockdale Begins Stumping as Third-Party VP Candidate

Vice Admiral James Stockdale Begins Stumping as Third-Party VP Candidate

Washington, DC - Vice Admiral James Bond Stockdale (ret.), Ross Perot's running mate during the 1992 Presidential election, today announced his plan to run as an independent Vice Presidential candidate. In an unusual step, Admiral Stockdale is runni...

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Funny story: John Ashcroft Take Dramatic Steps to Combat Declining Visibility

John Ashcroft Take Dramatic Steps to Combat Declining Visibility

Washington, DC - In a pathetic attempt to regain the public attention he has relished during his tenure, US Attorney General John Ashcroft has announced several new programs he hopes will catapult him once more into the limelight. These include less...

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Funny story: George Bush Presents Vision of "Untied States" To Voters

George Bush Presents Vision of "Untied States" To Voters

Washington, DC--Building upon his earlier phrase "upcoming erection" instead of "upcoming election" (see related Spoof story), George Bush has decided to speak of the "Untied"--rather than the "United"-- States...

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Funny story: Mortgage rate mania prevailing

Mortgage rate mania prevailing

WASHINGTON - Mortgage rates have come down. But experts say they will rise again.

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Funny story: Bush Drops Out!

Bush Drops Out!

Washington (July 8) --- This morning President Bush announced that he will be dropping out of this years presidential election.

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Funny story: Ex-Enron supremo Lay charged with 9/11 Freud

Ex-Enron supremo Lay charged with 9/11 Freud

(Washington, Rioters) - Former Enron Corp. Chairman and Chief Executive Kenneth Lay was today indicted for a total of 9 out of 11 counts of conspiracy to commit Freud, false and misleading statements, fraudulent transactional analyses, fleecing vu...

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Funny story: President Bush Receives Spot Civics Lesson

President Bush Receives Spot Civics Lesson

Washington DC - In response to a reporter's question on how John Edwards compares to Vice President Cheney, President Bush replied, "Dick Cheney could be president?" This remark drew a stunned silence from the assembled media and a quick, whispered...

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Funny story: Next Stop... Pluto!

Next Stop... Pluto!

Washington (July 7) --- Earlier this morning President Bush revealed his new project. Lucky I happened to be hiding, at the time, in the white houses' front gardens. I was one of the first to hear the news. He stood out on the front steps and in...

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Funny story: CIA admits it knows nothing about anything, will disband agency

CIA admits it knows nothing about anything, will disband agency

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A spokesman for the CIA said today that the agency is ready to admit it knew nothing about anything, no less weapons of mass destruction and the possibility of a Sept. 11 attack on the U.S.

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Funny story: New candidate raids Kerry's Veep call

New candidate raids Kerry's Veep call

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a strange campaign happening, public support for a man named Kerry Edwards in the '04 Presidential race surfaced just moments after candidate John Kerry opened a rally in Pittsburgh.

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